General University varsity derby. (Not Oxford United!)

[Malc]

What are you going to watch ? I went to watch puss in boots then realised it was about a cat and not the other type of puss just wearing boots

No idea, in just the one paying the entrance fee. And despite being a cat lover I don't think I'll be seeing any pussy either.

 

[Paul Cannell]

I always imagine Utrecht is in Hungary, until I remember it's in Holland.

Same with Washington, almost.