Seats cleaned

[Ox4Eva]

Whoever said the seats had been cleaned is a lying bastard!

Absolutely shocking state...

 

[Gary Baldi]

It did rain the other night didn't it?

 

[Northstandboy]

Whoever said the seats had been cleaned is a lying bastard!

Absolutely shocking state...

Got a picture?

 

[Ox4Eva]

Got a picture?

No I should have taken one, others near me were saying the same. You could see they had not been cleaned. Even covered in cobwebs!

 

[carefreeoufc]

And there was me thinking football had become a sterile experience!

 

[Colin B]

If anyone has any pictures please send them to us at OxVox, or post on here, and we'll contact the stadium company again, as they assured us that they had been cleaned twice and would be cleaned again before yesterday's game. It would be useful to know which stand and seat number too.

 

[Manorlounger]

On a plus note, the gents toilets by the upstairs bar have been redecorated. New floor tiles and paint on the walls is a vast improvement.
However, much like on the pitch, it's still the same s**t!

 

[Maurice Earp]

The east stand toilets are much the same as they have been for the last few years. A power wash of the floors in the gents would not go amiss :

 

[Paul Cannell]

There doesn't seem to be anyone in the North Stand bog who's eavesdropping on important conversation.

 

[Sarge]

There doesn't seem to be anyone in the North Stand bog who's eavesdropping on important conversation.

maybe theyre responsible for shitting on the seats as theyre not hanging out in the toilets?

 

[Paul Cannell]

No, as a matter of fact I went round and personally shat on the seats of my favourite posters. I mean, who wouldn't?

 

[jambon46]

No, as a matter of fact I went round and personally shat on the seats of my favourite posters. I mean, who wouldn't?

So that was you? you need some fibre!

 

[pooshooter]

how many people have actually needed to drop bricks while at the football?

 

[Berliner]

how many people have actually needed to drop bricks while at the football?

Got food poisoning off a hot dog at Bramall Lane once...that's how quick it can hit.
Was glad our house bathroom had a design where you could reach the sink with your head from the toilet, let me tell you.

 

[Gary Baldi]

Someone took an incredibly smelly poo in the East Stand bogs last weekend. I suspect the cubicles are usually used to powder noses, so it must have been a change for someone to drop a loadski in there, rather than snort one.

 

[MJB]

Someone took an incredibly smelly poo in the East Stand bogs last weekend. I suspect the cubicles are usually used to powder noses, so it must have been a change for someone to drop a loadski in there, rather than snort one.

Blatantly someone on here. Could you hear the faint sound of tapping while it was happening?

 

[Gary Baldi]

Blatantly someone on here. Could you hear the faint sound of tapping while it was happening?

From the pipes, yeah. The poor rats in the system were complaining about the unusual substance they were drowning in.

 

[pooshooter]

I had a poo at Orient once that wouldn't flush...

 

[Maurice Earp]

How were the seats today?

 

[m]

How were the seats today?

Emptying rapidly.

 

[Gary Baldi]

I think the pitch needs cleaning too!