NEWS UPDATE - Cease fire comes to messy end!
Blogger John Doe has sensationally accused fellow poster Joe Bloggs of a cynical abandonment of their recent agreement -"...Bloggs clearly agreed that my quote would be first in the report.." yet has obviously gone behind my back and persuaded the reporter otherwise...". His rival responded with similar haste and venom accusing Doe of "....double standards and hypocrisy, typical of the back-stabbing snowflake that he is...". Doe meanwhile was having none of it, calling for Bloggs to "go back down the A420 to his real home". Bloggs was quick to announce that he has been a season ticket holder for 124 years and helped Charlie Methven build the Manor Ground. Doe repsonded by stating that he was infact Arthur Turner, Johnny Love, Johnny Durnin, Dave Langan, Joey Beauchamp and Jordan Holder in person and that he himself was the founder of the club back in 1642. Bloggs then accused Doe of actually being a 10 year old schoolboy, to which Doe counter-argued that Bloggs was infact only two years old and was late for playgroup, at which point Bloggs stopped replying because his Mum turned off the internet because his tea was ready.....