Nah; he’s just a bore.
Well, given that the first half of this thread was people from all over Oxfordshire and beyond questioning what the people actually stood on the pitch at 10am could see about it's playability then I don't know why you'd be surprised....I'm going for a lie down , this forum is bizzarre. People from 100s of miles away from kiddy, questioning what I & many other locals see. STRANGE!!
Maybe not on the BBC but I'm pretty sure the Oxford Fail could make a story about it even if they didn't pee in peoples gardens, block their driveways or bring the whole 'village' to a standstill.Oh, perhaps not then.I hope this is going to be on BBC local news at 10pm tonight.
Sounds an absolutely riveting story...
Maybe not on the BBC but I'm pretty sure the Oxford Fail could make a story about it even if they didn't pee in peoples gardens, block their driveways or bring the whole 'village' to a standstill.Oh, perhaps not then.
I think the essence of a catchphrase is that it’s not varied.I dunno. His catchphrase captures the very essence of the threatened Episcopalian in these times in a thoroughly modern fashion.
Perhaps a little variety would enliven the introduction to hi is otherwise soporific opinions?
Who cares?
They already did. (Caution: may be AI assisted)
In the quaint village of Oxfordshire, anticipation buzzed through the air as Northampton Town fans descended upon the scenic town for a much-awaited football match. Excitement reached a fever pitch, but their enthusiasm was met with disappointment as news of the match cancellation spread like wildfire.
Undeterred by the setback, the spirited fans decided to turn adversity into an unexpected adventure. They transformed the village square into an impromptu fan zone, unfurling their team's banners, sharing tales of past victories, and chanting spirited cheers that echoed through the picturesque streets.
The local residents, initially puzzled by the invasion of football fervor, soon found themselves caught up in the infectious energy. Pub doors swung open to welcome the sea of Northampton supporters, who embraced the unplanned detour with open arms. The quaint village pubs turned into lively hubs of camaraderie, as strangers became friends over pints and shared tales of their football loyalties.
As the day unfolded, the Northampton fans ingratiated themselves into the community, forging bonds with the Oxfordshire locals. The town's mayor even declared an honorary "Football Day," commemorating the unique fusion of two rival fanbases in unexpected harmony.
By nightfall, what was initially a disappointment turned into an unforgettable experience. The Northampton Town fans, with a camaraderie born from the shared love of football, left Oxfordshire with memories of a day that transcended the boundaries of rivalry, proving that sometimes the unexpected can lead to the most memorable moments.
Won four-nil. It was even up till half time when Goodwin and Edwards hopped onto the pitch in a 'three legged race' configuration. That confused the Northampton players and the combination scored all of the goals - although the FA are having a devil of a job knowing who to award them to.I’ve been out all day, how did we get on?
I’ve been out all day, how did we get on?
Perhaps I should have said ‘disrespectful’ not offensive.
You’re wide of the mark here. Your storytelling capabilities are far too advanced for Oxford Fail. Click bait tactics wouldn’t work. You’ve chosen words within the first paragraph like quaint, descended and scenic. Tut tut.They already did. (Caution: may be AI assisted)
In the quaint village of Oxfordshire, anticipation buzzed through the air as Northampton Town fans descended upon the scenic town for a much-awaited football match. Excitement reached a fever pitch, but their enthusiasm was met with disappointment as news of the match cancellation spread like wildfire.
Undeterred by the setback, the spirited fans decided to turn adversity into an unexpected adventure. They transformed the village square into an impromptu fan zone, unfurling their team's banners, sharing tales of past victories, and chanting spirited cheers that echoed through the picturesque streets.
The local residents, initially puzzled by the invasion of football fervor, soon found themselves caught up in the infectious energy. Pub doors swung open to welcome the sea of Northampton supporters, who embraced the unplanned detour with open arms. The quaint village pubs turned into lively hubs of camaraderie, as strangers became friends over pints and shared tales of their football loyalties.
As the day unfolded, the Northampton fans ingratiated themselves into the community, forging bonds with the Oxfordshire locals. The town's mayor even declared an honorary "Football Day," commemorating the unique fusion of two rival fanbases in unexpected harmony.
By nightfall, what was initially a disappointment turned into an unforgettable experience. The Northampton Town fans, with a camaraderie born from the shared love of football, left Oxfordshire with memories of a day that transcended the boundaries of rivalry, proving that sometimes the unexpected can lead to the most memorable moments.
Christ on a bike! I bollocksed that one up didn't I?View attachment 17540Christ is no longer on a bike!
I’ve been out all day, how did we get on?
Very informative, it would be good to see an OUFC equivalent in the run up to risky pitch matches.That was quite educational in terms of understanding how much damage occurs to the grass if you play during a frost per his reference to a game they played a month ago in such conditions . I hadn’t thought about that before