General Where Can I Get A Match Day Activation?

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I'm desperate, I have to have one, don't I? I mean, it's very important, isn't it? What do I have to do to get one? Does the club shop have them? Are they on line? Do they come in different colours?

I'm just so miserable. Have you got one? Should I ask Uncle Timmy if he can let me have one?
 
I think you need a QR code. And a subscription to The Athletic.
 
This is the wrong forum for men seeking activations, you need one of those specialist sites.
 
I'm desperate, I have to have one, don't I? I mean, it's very important, isn't it? What do I have to do to get one? Does the club shop have them? Are they on line? Do they come in different colours?

I'm just so miserable. Have you got one? Should I ask Uncle Timmy if he can let me have one?
You have to rub off the foil to activate it.
 
I'm desperate, I have to have one, don't I? I mean, it's very important, isn't it? What do I have to do to get one? Does the club shop have them? Are they on line? Do they come in different colours?

I'm just so miserable. Have you got one? Should I ask Uncle Timmy if he can let me have one?

I know but I'm afraid I have to protect my source's confidence so I can't tell you.

You'll just have to believe me, I'm never wrong.
 
I'm desperate, I have to have one, don't I? I mean, it's very important, isn't it? What do I have to do to get one? Does the club shop have them? Are they on line? Do they come in different colours?

I'm just so miserable. Have you got one? Should I ask Uncle Timmy if he can let me have one?

Match Day Activations are scarce.

Our CEO has made just a handful available to 5 (Five) extremely lucky customers.

At the next home match (Pompey) check the underside of your seat to see if there is a Lucky Golden Ticket attached.

It could be you!

To claim your Match Day Activation simply produce the Lucky Golden Ticket in person at the next fans forum and hand to the Club Chairman, Mr Grant Ferguson reciting the follow,

Grant and Tim, Grant and Tim,
You are wise and I am dim,
Grant and Tim, Grant and Tim,
You are wise and I am dim.
 
Judging on some of the pre-match noises emanating from the SSL toilet cubicles I’d say there’s a fair few activations taking place there so perhaps head downstairs to search one out?
 
I suppose it depends on what bit of your body needs activating before having to endure 90 mins of dross, but how do our mighty bosses record that?,
 
I'm desperate, I have to have one, don't I? I mean, it's very important, isn't it? What do I have to do to get one? Does the club shop have them? Are they on line? Do they come in different colours?

I'm just so miserable. Have you got one? Should I ask Uncle Timmy if he can let me have one?
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I have 2 for sale.

Please respond via Pumble.
Which one's have you got? Interested in the aforementioned Gatling Gun (or the Master Blaster a a push) or the Dribbling Mannequins (another great name for a so-called alternative rock band).
 
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