Big Ron
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As someone who hasn't lived in and around Oxford for a number of years, I occasionally take a look at non-football stories on the Mail website. A sentence in this made me laugh, although I don't wish to diminish the extent of the injury caused;
Surely the reporter was having some fun when he wrote:
"Putting the case in a nutshell, the judge said: “In this case he has attacked his testicles and nearly torn them off.”"
Think I might need to send that to Private Eye.
Tear in victim's testicles wasn't noticed until he went to loo the next day
Polish visitor Daniel Swiatek was in court for 'almost tearing a man's testicles' off. He was spared an immediate jail sentence.
www.oxfordmail.co.uk
Surely the reporter was having some fun when he wrote:
"Putting the case in a nutshell, the judge said: “In this case he has attacked his testicles and nearly torn them off.”"
Think I might need to send that to Private Eye.