Maurice Earp
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So, the elven lady was entertaining her human lover with the forbidden arts of sensual Fey...
(hey, all those subraces gotta come from somewhere...), when she heard her elven husband return from a hard day at the tree mines. Quickly, she ushered the human into a secret door in the wall of her bed chamber. Her husband came up the stairs, and said, "Hello, my forest blossom," before getting into bed and going into Trance. The lady was petrified, certain that her husband would notice the secret door and discover her lover crouched behind it. Miraculously, he didn't.The next day, the same thing happened; she hid her lover as her husband returned, and he somehow failed to spot the secret door.
After a few days, she began to grow jealous. It was impossible that he could not see the secret door after passing by it so many times, so she began to think he didn't care she was having an affair. She decided to test whether he was still in love with her enough to be enraged at her infidelity.
The next day, as her husband lay down to go into Trance, she leaped up and rushed to the secret door, throwing it open and revealing the alarmed, guilty-looking man hiding there. "So! What do you think of that!" she cried.
Her husband nearly jumped out of his boots in shock, and said: "I'm sorry, my love! He meant nothing to me, I swear!"