Johnson can’t be stopped. He’s going to the final two and the party membership will elect him by a landslide. Can’t wait for all the working class Brexit voters to welcome him with open arms only to realise he’s letting all the rich folk off with paying less tax while they pay more national insurance to fund it. If they’re even perceptive enough to realise it at any point, of course. He’s a ‘good old boy’ after all, and that’s what matters. Not like he wasted over £40m on a bridge that was never completed, or millions more on the French water canons he purchased that aren’t even legal in this country (but how do they have different laws from us when the EU rules every part of our lives?!), or got an already innocent woman an even longer jail sentence in Iran by saying something stupid before shrugging and walking off. To name but a few absolutely catastrophic howlers that show he isn’t even fit to run his own bath, let alone the entire country, particularly at this tumultuous point in time.
I’d prefer Stewart by a million, billion miles to any of the rest of them, but there’s about as much chance of that happening as there is Nigel Farage joining the Lib Dems.