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#1
Has Todd Kane a back-up plan if his appeal for his fellow-players to 'go Northern' doesn't work ? At this stage we should be willing to try anything but I just don't see how wearing flat caps, downing tetleys and munching pies and mushy peas just before kick off is ever going to work !!!
 

Oldham

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#3
Howay man divvent taalk ya shite! Ya need ta wear false tits when ya playin and drink newcy broon to be real noorthan man!
 

Sarge

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#4
40-inch baggies, 3 star jumper, brogues..... some would say that's going Northern.... but actually only correct if the wearer is attending Wigan Casino circa '73/'74 :cool:
 

yellowbow

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#6
Depends how far north Todd meant. We’d scare the crap out of Oldham if we go down this route. Park the longboat and all that..

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PC

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#9
Somewhere in my internet history there's a gif of Lapp Dancers. It's like the family above has been animated.
 
#13
Whilst these northern sides may proclaim that we don't like it up.us, I would point out that we can can afford fish with our chips.i know which side id rather be on.
 

Oldham

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#14
Whilst these northern sides may proclaim that we don't like it up.us, I would point out that we can can afford fish with our chips.i know which side id rather be on.
My dear sir please, do you have to be so vulgar? Fish with chips? Surely not in Oxfordshire? May I suggest that you book a table at one of our finest eateries, “Le Merle” in Lower Garsington before trotting off to the footy this afternoon. Once there you will get to sample some of the finest cuisine in the south of England courtesy of the head chef,Sid Phlegm-Hawkes...
 
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