Scotchegg
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“Good morning, Lower-Half-Championship Club here. Is that OUFC?”
“Yes. How can we help?”
“We’d like to put in a ridiculously low bid for your future international, Rob Atkinson.”
“Yes, of course: we never want to stand in the way of players wanting to move away from us.”
“How much would your no-sell-on price be?”
“Oh, far below his value, of course.”
“Great, we’ll take him. Presume you have a replacement?”
“Er, no, but we’ve still got three days till the season starts.....”
"Good morning mid table Championship team, sorry that you were put through to the cleaner yesterday! Let's start again shall we?"
"Of course, Rob Atkinson?"
"Yep, great kid, good contract, don't want to sell."
"How does a straight £1m sound...?"
"Hahahahaha........."
"OK £1.5m, but no sell on!"
"..........hahahahaha......"
"OK, sorry to be a dick! What about £2m plus 20% sell on, plus appearance bonuses, a deal to give you priority on future loan options and a pre-season friendly!"
"Right, now we can start talking, and don't worry, we do this s**t every year and Luke McNally will be even better!!!"