The perfect stadium

[Oxymoron]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6409825/How-build-perfect-football-stadium.html

 

[Scotchegg]

Tottenham's ground will include a microbrewery that will be able to produce 10,000 pints per minute! That might keep the queues down a little in the North Stand!!

 

[Marked Ox]

Tottenham's ground will include a microbrewery that will be able to produce 10,000 pints per minute! That might keep the queues down a little in the North Stand!!

That nugget begs the question, when is a microbrewery not a microbrewery?

 

[MJB]

This isn’t bad either...

 

[Oldham]

This isn’t bad either...

Bottoms up!

 

[makv]

This isn’t bad either...

It’ll never catch on

 

[makv]

“Tottenham's new stadium boasts a retractable pitch, with the grass surface for football matches mounted on three steel trays - each of which weighs 3,000 tonnes - that slot away under the South Stand to reveal an artificial NFL surface underneath. Incredibly, the transition takes just 25 minutes.”

Blimey

 

[MJB]

“Tottenham's new stadium boasts a retractable pitch, with the grass surface for football matches mounted on three steel trays - each of which weighs 3,000 tonnes - that slot away under the South Stand to reveal an artificial NFL surface underneath. Incredibly, the transition takes just 25 minutes.”

Blimey

Pfft, our pitch has gone from long grass to no grass in no time at all at various times since moving to the Kassam. Old news.

 

[WuTang]

The Shay, Halifax

That's the perfect stadium for us

 

[Oufc28]

It’ll never catch on

It's also being used as most horse racing venues now. Think it's catching on in a big way.

 

[Concretebob]

That nugget begs the question, when is a microbrewery not a microbrewery?

Well this one isn’t a microbrewery - it’s beavertown which is owned by Heineken.

 

[Manorlounger]

All fine and dandy but, what league will we be playing in by the time we get this magnificent stadium? (And how much will a season ticket cost?)

 

[ZeroTheHero]

The Shay, Halifax

That's the perfect stadium for us

Bit of a long drive, though.

 

[sarumox]

Would be happy with 4 sides, no open corners, more than 1 exit road and walking distance to a couple of decent pubs serving real ale.

 

[Marked Ox]

Would be happy with 4 sides, no open corners, more than 1 exit road and walking distance to a couple of decent pubs serving real ale.

Bloody hell, you don't want much do you.

 

[westyorkshireexile]

Bit of a long drive, though.

Not for me!!

 

[OUFCGav]

This isn’t bad either...

believe I saw on their social media that Farrs were looking at these, but was too expensive for the returns on the contract.