Championship #teamslikeoxford

[SteMerritt]

Can't remember Matt Bevans at all. He played quite a bit for us as well.
Maybe selective memory from more dismal times.

Wish I couldn't remember him.

 

[Boris]

The definition of an oxymoron

You're an oxymoron!

 

[Boris]

That was a grim day - nadir of the Waddock era. Most toxic I've seen the Oxford fans towards the team in recent(ish) years.

Was that the game where the fans and Jake Wright had an argument as the players went down the tunnel at half time?

 

[Steve Gilbert]

 

[TheDukeOfBanburyshire]

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He does appreciate that they also lost to us, having cheated by spying on us, does he?

What a Tool.

 

[FarehamOxonian]

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(Southampton fan)

Aka twunt

 

[SamLongSlidingTackle]

Found in the tread of worst stadiums

 

[Emilio]

Found in the tread of worst stadiums

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Not a word of a lie

 

[RgYellows]

These fans are part of a national conspiracy - I’m assured our stadium is fine.

 

[Emilio]

These fans are part of a national conspiracy - I’m assured our stadium is fine.

A couple of Palermo fans I know weren't particularly complimentary of it either after, so perhaps it's more of an international conspiracy?

 

[chuckbert]

A couple of Palermo fans I know weren't particularly complimentary of it either after, so perhaps it's more of an international conspiracy?

I’ve had a chat about it with some Plymouth exiles here in Perth, so maybe intercontinental?

 

[Emilio]

I’ve had a chat about it with some Plymouth exiles here in Perth, so maybe intercontinental?

Plymouth pretty much is on a different continent.

 

[Paul Cannell]

I met a bloke in Algiers a while ago who reckons the Tlemcen ground is a bit better.

Cue for a happy clapper to have met a being from Uranus who assures them his planet has nowt like the Kassam.

 

[Emilio]

Cue for a happy clapper to have met a being from Uranus who assures them his planet has nowt like the Kassam.

Well it is a planet made up of mostly ice and methane, so any stadium there would be breezy, freezing, and smell like a sewage works.


(Yes, I chose science over the more obvious joke)

 

[Paul Cannell]

O! FFS I'm mostly made of of methane.

Don't demur. Take me to Uranus at once.

 

[Emilio]

O! FFS I'm mostly made of of methane.

Don't demur. Take me to Uranus at once.

Certainly tend to talk a lot of hot air

 

[londonyellow]

Yeah, that's fair

 

[werthersoriginal]

Yeah, that's fair

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How dare they?!

 

[BrockBuster]

Aye sure they'll be delighted when the sixth Liverpool goal goes in.

 

[holdsteady]

They will still be on minus 6 points by the time they play Liverpool at xmas.

 

[Emilio]

How dare they?!

They're speaking strictly from a geographic perspective. Travelling from Hull to Oxford is a massive trek for Boxing Day. Liverpool's not as far.

 

[Left Wing Cross]

They're speaking strictly from a geographic perspective. Travelling from Hull to Oxford is a massive trek for Boxing Day. Liverpool's not as far.

Given we haven't played them at home on Boxing Day before, I'm surprised they can speak with such confidence.

 

[SteMerritt]

Given we haven't played them at home on Boxing Day before, I'm surprised they can speak with such confidence.

We have played Liverpool at home on Boxing Day though...

 

[SirAndyOfCrosby]

Ignoring, for a moment, the apparent oxymoron of a free agent being signed from a club, this is a beauty from Teesside (re: Peart-Harris).