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Thought it might be fun to have a thread dedicated to the perennial #teamslikeoxford references that we come across on our travels.

A place to come to maybe even gee yourself up pre-game (if that doesn't tread on your toes @Golden Dr Otto)?

I'll start with this from Leicester (upon finding out about the early kick off):

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Keep 'em coming.

#teamslikeoxford
 
SirAndyOfCrosby said:
Thought it might be fun to have a thread dedicated to the perennial #teamslikeoxford references that we come across on our travels.

A place to come to maybe even gee yourself up pre-game (if that doesn't tread on your toes @Golden Dr Otto)?

I'll start with this from Leicester (upon finding out about the early kick off):

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Keep 'em coming.

#teamslikeoxford
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Great idea. I love how they all underestimate us
 
If you are going to have a 12.30 away and you are Leicester then Oxford is a pretty easy one, only 80 miles on decent roads. I mean it takes the p**s that a massive club like that have to play us, don’t know what the fixture computer was thinking putting two teams who are deservedly in the same league up against each other (not once but twice), ignoring that injustice though it’s an easy run.
 
A nice little offering for you this evening, and a slight change in tack as we drop down a division to our old friends at Bolton - where they've been debating their aspirations for the coming season.

Apparently our audacity at promotion has been compounded by not immediately getting relegated.

I really like this one and would recommend reading the second 'Oxford' in an appropriate high-pitched accent (Peter Kay works well) for full impact.

Enjoy.

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What do you do if you're as massive as Norwich and you have an expensive carthorse of a centre-half that you know isn't good enough for this level?

Well, you flog them as hard as you can and (if there is no other choice) you loan him to someone who would be grateful to have a big lumbering piece of sh*t at the heart of their defence - aka teamslikeoxford

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SirAndyOfCrosby said:
What do you do if you're as massive as Norwich and you have an expensive carthorse of a centre-half that you know isn't good enough for this level?

Well, you flog them as hard as you can and (if there is no other choice) you loan him to someone who would be grateful to have a big lumbering piece of sh*t at the heart of their defence - aka teamslikeoxford

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A classic of the genre #teamslikeoxford
 
SirAndyOfCrosby said:
What do you do if you're as massive as Norwich and you have an expensive carthorse of a centre-half that you know isn't good enough for this level?

Well, you flog them as hard as you can and (if there is no other choice) you loan him to someone who would be grateful to have a big lumbering piece of sh*t at the heart of their defence - aka teamslikeoxford

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f*****g poetry.
 
Eric Blair said:
A classic of the genre #teamslikeoxford
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Indeed. It may appear more subtle (after all, the poster isn't outwardly appalled at our existence) but it's that very subtlety that makes it all the more damning.

Regardless of the fact we are competing at the same level that they are deeming Duffy to be inadequate at, he has no idea that our central defence was our strongest area last season.

Yet we should be willing to accept their hand-me-downs. And take on board an aged, surplus to requirements, centre-half from a side at the same level as us that conceded *checks notes* three more goals than us last season.

Get f*cked, pal.
 
SirAndyOfCrosby said:
Indeed. It may appear more subtle (after all, the poster isn't outwardly appalled at our existence) but it's that very subtlety that makes it all the more damning.

Regardless of the fact we are competing at the same level that they are deeming Duffy to be inadequate at, he has no idea that our central defence was our strongest area last season.

Yet we should be willing to accept their hand-me-downs. And take on board an aged, surplus to requirements, centre-half from a side at the same level as us that conceded *checks notes* three more goals than us last season.

Get f*cked, pal.
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Would that also be a team that we took 4 points off last season?
 
Bonus points to Coventry fan 'SleepyGinger' for getting 'team like Oxford' into his post, verbatim.

It's another assumption that we'll take unwanted hand-me-downs from clubs at the same level.

That this melanin deficient narcoleptic is in this instance (top end of the pitch) entirely correct is neither here nor there, of course.

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holdsteady said:
If you are going to have a 12.30 away and you are Leicester then Oxford is a pretty easy one, only 80 miles on decent roads. I mean it takes the p**s that a massive club like that have to play us, don’t know what the fixture computer was thinking putting two teams who are deservedly in the same league up against each other (not once but twice), ignoring that injustice though it’s an easy run.
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Leicester are an interesting bunch. It's almost like the 2016 title win (which as a neutral, I absolutely loved by the way) changed their expectations.
 
Exactly the shite that they came out with last season and then they finished nowhere, that’s where they are now, a mid table league one team, if we want one of their players we will just them, they are powerless to stop us.
 
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