Sunderland Game

[Junior_1]

What happened to our push for 10k? How about some interesting enticing marketing to bring in home fans rather than bending over and pulling our pants down?

Oh, don’t shoot the messenger and for what it’s worth, I’m with you!

Maybe we will find out tonight from Matt Everett some further plans for the Sunderland game..

 

[mattyw00]

Hi, I’m new to oxford as just moved to the university. I was looking for four tickets for this match but can’t buy tickets as a new member. Can anyone help me?

 

[Blox21]

Hi, I’m new to oxford as just moved to the university. I was looking for four tickets for this match but can’t buy tickets as a new member. Can anyone help me?

Are you from the north east by any chance ?

 

[Surreal Madrid]

Hi, I’m new to oxford as just moved to the university. I was looking for four tickets for this match but can’t buy tickets as a new member. Can anyone help me?

Evening, Officer...

 

[holdsteady]

Hi, I’m new to oxford as just moved to the university. I was looking for four tickets for this match but can’t buy tickets as a new member. Can anyone help me?

I’m a Nigerian prince, if you put a thousand English pounds into my bank account I will give you a hundred tickets.

 

[mattyw00]

I’m a Nigerian prince, if you put a thousand English pounds into my bank account I will give you a hundred tickets.

I just want the four.

 

[mattyw00]

Are you from the north east by any chance ?

Fancy buying me four in your end or not?

 

[sonofivan]

Fancy buying me four in your end or not?

No

 

[Scotchegg]

Hi, my friend @Lundinsponytail lost his membership card whilst shopping for mustard corduroy trousers in your finest covered market. If anyone would be kind enough to order 500 tickets for him in the North Stand it will be very much appreciated!

 

[RCYellowRC]

Fancy buying me four in your end or not?

Why would we want Sunderland fans in home stands? Just going to cause unnecessary trouble

 

[Northstandboy]

Hi, I’m new to oxford as just moved to the university. I was looking for four tickets for this match but can’t buy tickets as a new member. Can anyone help me?

You have one chance to start again, telling the truth, or it will be bye bye.

 

[mattyw00]

No

No

Why would we want Sunderland fans in home stands? Just going to cause unnecessary trouble

Not me. I am idealistic pacifist and a man who holds the laws of this country in high esteem. I assure you there would be no such bother from myself.

 

[mattyw00]

You have one chance to start again, telling the truth, or it will be bye bye.

Ok. I’ll get straight with you. My membership was actually revoked as I attempted to attend the last home match wearing a pair of Hawaiian Shorts, not on my legs but simply perched on top of my head.

 

[mattyw00]

In all seriousness I am actually visiting a friend who’s at your uni and we were going to go to the match. Any help would be genuinely appreciated.

 

[Northstandboy]

Ok. I’ll get straight with you. My membership was actually revoked as I attempted to attend the last home match wearing a pair of Hawaiian Shorts, not on my legs but simply perched on top of my head.

So you're a banned supporter attempting to purchase a ticket?

And your in Oxford now?

 

[Scotchegg]

In all seriousness I am actually visiting a friend who’s at your uni and we were going to go to the match. Any help would be genuinely appreciated.

Surely you "friend" can register as a member due to their location and get tickets?

 

[Blox21]

In all seriousness I am actually visiting a friend who’s at your uni and we were going to go to the match. Any help would be genuinely appreciated.

Ok mate , I can sort you out 4 tickets in the west stand , keep it quiet though

 

[Northstandboy]

Ok mate , I can sort you out 4 tickets in the west stand , keep it quiet though

A great view on the mound ?

 

[mattyw00]

Surely you "friend" can register as a member due to their location and get tickets?

Had to of been registered sometime in December, he tried going to ticket office today.

 

[mattyw00]

Ok mate , I can sort you out 4 tickets in the west stand , keep it quiet though

I see no one is willing to help. This is exactly why no one likes southerners, I imagine you all vote Tory?