New Stadium Stadium Features

[OUFCwaffle]

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And then Cam Bran as the Colossus of Oxford standing over the Triangle

You wanted a bridge? Here's your f*****g bridge, can have stairs going up and over his crotch

 

[OUFCGav]

Couln't they pass it onto the hotel after a match day?

Commercial hotels don't have the desire, or ability to deal with cask beer.

 

[Foley]

Couln't they pass it onto the hotel after a match day?

The plan should be to sell 100's pints
And yes there will need to be planning to sell what is left, but it can be done if the will is there.

 

[Foley]

And whenever I have spoken to the stadium team, they have suggested that the plan would be to have cask beer.
I am sure that club can work with local breweries and mae this work.

 

[Whingit]

I think cask ale will be nearly impossible to have in the concourses. 4.5 gallon pins instead of 9 gallon firkins could help to reduce waste, but once it runs out you can't just tap another keg there and then because it needs to be conditioned first, logistically I can't see it working or being worthwhile. Much more likely that we will stock bottled ale from, hopefully, local breweries.

I can imagine a local brewery will probably operate a pop-up in the fan area outside, where they might be able to sell hand pumped cask, as well as selling cans/bottles to go after matches.

Never tried the product, but stocking Hawkstone could be good for publicity because Clarkson will post about it.

 

[holdsteady]

I think cask ale will be nearly impossible to have in the concourses. 4.5 gallon pins instead of 9 gallon firkins could help to reduce waste, but once it runs out you can't just tap another keg there and then because it needs to be conditioned first, logistically I can't see it working or being worthwhile. Much more likely that we will stock bottled ale from, hopefully, local breweries.

I can imagine a local brewery will probably operate a pop-up in the fan area outside, where they might be able to sell hand pumped cask, as well as selling cans/bottles to go after matches.

Never tried the product, but stocking Hawkstone could be good for publicity because Clarkson will post about it.

The Oxford Mail will definitely mention it if we sell that.

 

[Malc]

All good and well, all these wishes. But has anybody thought about the Aunt Sally area?

 

[christenedinjericho]

All good and well, all these wishes. But has anybody thought about the Aunt Sally area?

With 6 sticks made of polystyrene lol!

 

[rosieburns]

All good and well, all these wishes. But has anybody thought about the Aunt Sally area?

I wonder whose image we could use as the doll

 

[Colin B]

I wonder whose image we could use as the doll

I'll give you a clue.

It'll have a Jimmy Saville haircut.............

 

[Stranger]

The Oxford Mail will definitely mention it if we sell that.

One of their contractual 14 Clarkson stories a week (I'm not even joking)

 

[Emilio]

There has got to be one of a Mad Dog tackle....

I think the club will want to keep things strictly PG

 

[West Oxon U’s]

Yellow and blue seats at Al Nassr

 

[Golden Dr Otto]

In the spirit of continuing innovation and change, I’d love to see some penalties at the new stadium.

 

[Eric Blair]

Call me woke if you want, but can I request a Burgers and Fries van with the correct punctuation?

 

[SteMerritt]

Call me woke if you want, but can I request a Burgers and Fries van with the correct punctuation?

I'd like an Oxford comma as well. It's not too much to ask.

Burgers, and Fries.

(note the terminating full stop also.)

 

[holdsteady]

Call me woke if you want, but can I request a Burgers and Fries van with the correct punctuation?

No.

 

[Emilio]

Yellow and blue seats at Al Nassr

This, with an OUFC shade of blue rather than the Mansfield/Shrewsbury tone please.

 

[SteMerritt]

This, with an OUFC shade of blue rather than the Mansfield/Shrewsbury tone please.

I've heard that yellow is a really expensive colour to source, so it might be more economical to replace the yellow with white. Blue and White will work for us won't it?

 

[Emilio]

I've heard that yellow is a really expensive colour to source, so it might be more economical to replace the yellow with white. Blue and White will work for us won't it?

You're Adam Benson, and I claim my £5.

Though I suppose that would be a continuation of the current KasStad colour scheme. Blue seats covered in white bird s**t.

 

[Manorlounger]

I've heard that yellow is a really expensive colour to source, so it might be more economical to replace the yellow with white. Blue and White will work for us won't it?

Now you know that white comes with black as standard so, stop being mischievous!

 

[Eric Blair]

I'd like an Oxford comma as well. It's not too much to ask.

Burgers, and Fries.

(note the terminating full stop also.)

I think there could be a genuine role for you @SteMerritt - grammar tsar at the new stadium

 

[werthersoriginal]

I'd like an Oxford comma as well. It's not too much to ask.

Burgers, and Fries.

(note the terminating full stop also.)

That’s not an Oxford comma. ‘Hot dogs, burgers, and fries’ would be ( the second one).

 

[SteMerritt]

That’s not an Oxford comma. ‘Hot dogs, burgers, and fries’ would be ( the second one).

You know I never knew that the Oxford comma was defined as used in lists of three or more. Never too old to learn something new. I'll consider the comma in 'Burgers, and Fries' as being used for a dramatic pause.

 

[Londox]

You know I never knew that the Oxford comma was defined as used in lists of three or more. Never too old to learn something new. I'll consider the comma in 'Burgers, and Fries' as being used for a dramatic pause.

You might have to lose your grammar police badge for that

 

[holdsteady]

The boring grammar talk is not making any of it sink in to my thick skull but it is making me hungry.