Maybe this is why I don't get invited to parties...
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More likely that they want some drink left for the rest of them.Maybe this is why I don't get invited to parties...
Marston Road yellow
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Are you suggesting that one could potentially deliver a factual response about data that wasn’t wrong but could well be misleading?
I wonder if any government over the last say 14 or so years were aware of such a phenomenon.
QR
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And there's me thinking you'd have it in for all the Theodores. Bit woke and all that.
Sheik djibouti
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Hell no, Spreadsheets are for people who lack the skills to write a database.
Eric Blair
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Oh man. What about people who can't set up spreadsheets or write formulas on excel?
Asking for a friend
holdsteady
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He steals there drinks so they have to sit through his data waffle sober? That is evil.
chuckbert
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“ChatGPT> please* give me an excel formula that adds averages of the first and third columns ignoring cells that contain 0.”
*always be polite to ai chatbots because they’ll be in charge one day and might remember.
' Declare and Initialise Variables
Dim DistractPerson As Boolean
Dim DrinksForSteve As Integer
DistractPerson = False
DrinksForSteve = 0
' Distract and Steal Drink Loop
For i = 1 To 10 ' Adjust the loop range as needed
DistractPerson = True
DrinksForSteve = DrinksForSteve + 1
Next i
holdsteady
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Final proof that you are a robot, we all had suspicions with your hatred of Coldplay and love of long distance running, turns out we were right all along.
Eric Blair
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Wait a minute, hatred of Coldplay is what makes us human
Sharp Edges
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Eric, spreadsheets are for managers that cant manage people and don't understand the job. Using spreadsheets to collect meaningless data makes them feel they are contributing.
Essexyellows
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This is true.
The NHS is full of those folk in the "tepid bathwater of decline".
Still here we are................. just my pragmatic thoughts on the pillars/milestones/whatever.....
Raising living standards in every part of the UK, as part of the government's aim to deliver the highest sustained economic growth in the G7 group of rich nations - Will miss that we already had the fastest growing G7 economy before the accountant got her hands on the levers.
Building 1.5 million homes in England and fast-tracking planning decisions on at least 150 major infrastructure projects Will miss that - Not enough builders and "major infrastructure" takes decades and blows budgets - See HS2.
Ending hospital backlogs to meet the NHS target that 92% of patients in England wait no longer than 18 weeks for planned treatment - Will miss that in 5 years unless metrics are adjusted, which they may well be.
A named police officer for every neighbourhood in England and Wales, with the recruitment of 13,000 additional officers, Police Community Support Officers (PCSOs) and special constables - Will miss that - define a neighbourhood first...... postcode? Village? City? PCSO`s aren`t police officers.
Increasing the proportion of children in England who are "ready to learn" when they start school at the age of five, to 75% - Achievable (its 67% already).
Putting the country on track for at least 95% clean power by 2030 - Achievable with more offshore & solar.
Two out of six........... about the write score it seems
For the people who are buying and selling crypto, this is absolutely true.
For the people who are creating it though (and the people who are investing in them), it's a racket. A way for very smart quants to create millions or even billions of value for themselves out of nothing in a way that the market seems to fully accept.
It's basically sub-prime mortgage derivatives all over again. Only this time, it's not based on stupid people being hoodwinked into buying houses they can't afford, just stupid people being hoodwinked into buying tokens with, as you say, no intrinsic value. So it feels like the fallout will not be quite as serious when it all inevitably comes crashing down.
Sheik djibouti
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Your mind was already made up, and you were never voting for them as long as there's a hole in your a**eThis is true.
The NHS is full of those folk in the "tepid bathwater of decline".
Still here we are................. just my pragmatic thoughts on the pillars/milestones/whatever.....
Raising living standards in every part of the UK, as part of the government's aim to deliver the highest sustained economic growth in the G7 group of rich nations - Will miss that we already had the fastest growing G7 economy before the accountant got her hands on the levers.
Building 1.5 million homes in England and fast-tracking planning decisions on at least 150 major infrastructure projects Will miss that - Not enough builders and "major infrastructure" takes decades and blows budgets - See HS2.
Ending hospital backlogs to meet the NHS target that 92% of patients in England wait no longer than 18 weeks for planned treatment - Will miss that in 5 years unless metrics are adjusted, which they may well be.
A named police officer for every neighbourhood in England and Wales, with the recruitment of 13,000 additional officers, Police Community Support Officers (PCSOs) and special constables - Will miss that - define a neighbourhood first...... postcode? Village? City? PCSO`s aren`t police officers.
Increasing the proportion of children in England who are "ready to learn" when they start school at the age of five, to 75% - Achievable (its 67% already).
Putting the country on track for at least 95% clean power by 2030 - Achievable with more offshore & solar.
Two out of six........... about the write score it seems
Reform or what's left (or should I say right) of the Tories for you from now on.
On a separate note, it was quite entertaining seeing Farage being handed his a**e by Alistair Campbell of all people on QT last night wasn't it?
The thin ripple of applause for Farage, plus the absolutely bonkers Fargista in the audience who they let spout her bile in immigration, amply demonstrated just how popular their thinking is when said out loud.
But yeah, it will all be down to the lefty BBC and their hand picked lefty sycophant audience I guess
m
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f*****g hell. I misread that as a conversation to start with; with the ai chatbot speaking second.
Winston Smith, HAL 9000 and Arnold Schwarzenegger are now orbiting my head in some terrible spinning graphic.
Essexyellows
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Your mind was already made up, and you were never voting for them as long as there's a hole in your a**e
Reform or what's left (or should I say right) of the Tories for you from now on.
On a separate note, it was quite entertaining seeing Farage being handed his a**e by Alistair Campbell of all people on QT last night wasn't it?
The thin ripple of applause for Farage, plus the absolutely bonkers Fargista in the audience who they let spout her bile in immigration, amply demonstrated just how popular their thinking is when said out loud.
But yeah, it will all be down to the lefty BBC and their hand picked lefty sycophant audience I guess
Go on then, convince the class that SKS will achieve said targets.
As far as Reform goes, in the dictionary definition its what is needed, less so the political business (Big R)
Even SKS was pointing at the Civil Service as being an issue for Government..... that's what needs reform (small r).
