- Season Ticket
- Yes
- Stand
- Jim Smith (East)
- Row Letter(s)
- ZZ
Ah, a big fan of five a side football then, EY?1. Any player, other than the captain, gets "in the ref`s face" then straight red.
2. Any player that rolls around like they have been shot but then stages a miraculous recovery, straight red.
3. Any opposition player that "cups their ear" to the home fans or otherwise taunts them, straight red.
4. Any player wearing multicoloured boots, straight red. Black being the only colour acceptable.
5. Sin bin of 15 minutes for minor infringements, when half the team has gone that`ll make them behave.
6. No yellow cards (see 5)
7. Referee assessment app available to all attendees, any score of less than 80% they get demoted a league for a month.
8. Independent time keeper that stops the clock when the ball isn`t in play.
That`ll do...