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Peter Crouch

That’s a tall story..


Note: I will keep trundling this gag out whenever stories linking us to Peter Crouch are posted..

Edit - Agh - beat me to it oldham! ?
 
That’s a tall story..


Note: I will keep trundling this gag out whenever stories linking us to Peter Crouch are posted..

Edit - Agh - beat me to it oldham! ?

I’m too long in the tooth to fall for that one YB ?
 
Let’s hope stoke will paying all the wage as even with a minor contribution from us, he will still be comfortably out top earner!
 
All joking apart, haven’t we all learnt - Robinson and Tiger included - that ‘name’ players in decline aren’t going to be the answer to our problems?!
 
I wouldn’t be at all surprised that if this was to happen, a ‘deal’ has been done where Crouch could avoid training so that he can concentrate on his media work and podcasts. In Tigers deluded world he probably thinks the supporters will be completely won over by ‘The great Peter Crouch’ strolling around the football pitch for 60 mins every couple of weeks.

Another ‘Wow!’ moment...
 
And I suppose he will choose when he wants to play ala Dave kitson and that won’t be classed as a tall story although with Kitson it was more or less nailed on
 
I actually think this would be a good move - if there's actually anything in it. Would need to be supplemented with another Striker who has different attributes though. A bit of pace and power wouldn't go amiss.
 
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