Oxford Mail articles to fill the transfer void

[Shaun Rice]

He was good in the box I seem to remember......

Oooh er Mrs!

 

[Marked Ox]

Nicky Banger - Talks about his favourite sunbeds

 

[Malc]

Yellows Forum regret closure of Littlemore Asylum.
Say they have plenty of potential clients searching for just such a place.

 

[The Deadman]

Super Karli Goes Ballistic, Swindon Are Atrocious

 

[Discoland]

Jefferson Louis: Doing the 92

 

[m]

The secret tw@t: Serialisation of a book* featuring an anonymous tw@t who once played for the club.

*ideal Christmas present for those who can get the time off

 

[Marked Ox]

David Rush: Semaphore with a club shirt and a corner flag

 

[Sarge]

Stuart Massey - how I invented the original crossbar challenge

 

[horseman]

Swindons "lads" our life on the run

 

[MJB]

Michael Duberry being given a weekly column.

 

[Gary Baldi]

Terry Parker - yeah we don't remember him either

 

[gofish2]

Back at the Kasstad, Joe Kinnear and David Kemp- The Return of the Muppetts!

 

[mooro]

Former U's star "My role in England's World Cup glory" - Terry Parker talks about his job in the Nike clothing factory
Former U's star "My role in England's World Cup glory" - Steve Anthrobus talks about carrying the players to the grounds
Former U's star "My role in England's World Cup glory" - Gary Briggs talks about his role as Columbian tackling coach
Former U's star "My role in England's World Cup glory" / "Penalties don't count? They do now!" - Rob Duffy talks about his role as England penalty taking coach

 

[m]

*BREAKING NEWS* - "Wycombe Wanderers" - Full time football club apparently discovered less than 30 miles from Oxford.

 

[Gary Baldi]

Home Cooking Special. How to cook great chips at home by Chris Wilder

 

[Marked Ox]

Memories of Ken Fish and his gentle pre-season runs in Shotover Park.

 

[MJB]

Home Cooking Special. How to cook great chips at home by Chris Wilder

I hear he does a mean pasta.

 

[Gary Baldi]

I hear he does a mean pasta.

Chris Carruthers. 10 ways to get the last portion of lasagne before anyone else - with handy illustrations.
Driving lessons with Sam Deering

 

[Marked Ox]

Chris Carruthers. 10 ways to get the last portion of lasagne before anyone else - with handy illustrations.
Driving lessons with Sam Deering

A guide to race relations on social media with Sam Deering.

 

[Gary Baldi]

Alfie Potter. No I'm not related to him, he's a fictional character and I don't have any ginger friends

 

[Gary Baldi]

Why Reggie the Veggie Referee was my favourite fanzine cartoon character by Ed Horton

 

[Shaun Rice]

*BREAKING NEWS* - "Wycombe Wanderers" - Full time football club apparently discovered less than 30 miles from Oxford.

There are some funny fake headlines on this thread but this is one is just stupid. You don’t seem to get the general theme of the humour in the thread.
To be funny the post needs to be about something that might actually happen or a play on a real event involving players or club. Try to avoid just making up wild carp that’s just impossible.

 

[m]

There are some funny fake headlines on this thread but this is one is just stupid. You don’t seem to get the general theme of the humour in the thread.
To be funny the post needs to be about something that might actually happen or a play on a real event involving players or club. Try to avoid just making up wild carp that’s just impossible.

Never heard of surrealism?

....and anyway, it's not like I claimed they were nicknamed something utterly ludicrous like 'Chairboys' is it?

 

[MJB]

The dissection of the clown begins in earnest.

 

[mooro]

"While my Qatar gently weeps" - which OUFC players past and present are in line to be at the World Cup Finals in 4 years time, and which will miss out.....
"The Long and Winding Road" - Sam talks about his battles with injury
"Norweigian Would" - Part time Scandinavian player describes his reaction when Pep asked him to come to OUFC
"Ticket to Ride" - the truth behind that European scouting trip last summer
"Here, There and Everywhere" - Charlie Methven talks about his roles at OUFC
"With a Little Help from my Friends" - Er...Clotet talks about the scouting system he put in place
"Here Comes the Son" - Rare interview with Ramon and Emiliano Diaz
"Baby, you can drive my car" - who got the most use out of 'that' Metro
"Debuts made on Sky against Diamonds" - Kristaps Grebis and Andy Gunn recall that memorable night in 1992
"Canice Please Me" - Faz lists what the young Irishman has to do to impress him (5 part series)

 

[Shaun Rice]

Never heard of surrealism?

....and anyway, it's not like I claimed they were nicknamed something utterly ludicrous like 'Chairboys' is it?

Yeah or something like that dump down the a420, swine Town have their own football team. Now that would’ve been utterly ludicrous!

 

[Itsthehopethatkillsyou]

"While my Qatar gently weeps" - which OUFC players past and present are in line to be at the World Cup Finals in 4 years time, and which will miss out.....
"The Long and Winding Road" - Sam talks about his battles with injury
"Norweigian Would" - Part time Scandinavian player describes his reaction when Pep asked him to come to OUFC
"Ticket to Ride" - the truth behind that European scouting trip last summer
"Here, There and Everywhere" - Charlie Methven talks about his roles at OUFC
"With a Little Help from my Friends" - Er...Clotet talks about the scouting system he put in place
"Here Comes the Son" - Rare interview with Ramon and Emiliano Diaz
"Baby, you can drive my car" - who got the most use out of 'that' Metro
"Debuts made on Sky against Diamonds" - Kristaps Grebis and Andy Gunn recall that memorable night in 1992
"Canice Please Me" - Faz lists what the young Irishman has to do to impress him (5 part series)

Been listening to the Beatles anthology by any chance haha

Looking forward to our next signing being unveiled.....however checking the OM Monday morning in exited anticipation I know I'll be reading the headline 'Oxford squad enjoy England March to semi final' ?

 

[Marked Ox]

Oxford Mail: We haven't got a clue what is going on either.

 

[Shaun Rice]

Best one yet!

Grass goes brown when you don’t water it and it’s been really sunny shock

 

[Paul Cannell]

Shock! Horror! Devil lives in Barton, doubts Oxford United Chairman Sumrith 'Tiger' Thanakarnjanasuth can fund Oxford progress

Interviewed from his rented flat in Stowford Road by ace reporter Warwick Hunte, Mr B. L. Zebub stated today that he had chosen to settle in Oxford because of his love of culture, barbecues and because his son, Thomas Guerriero, had "paved the way for his coming". Mr Zebub, who is working as a delivery driver for a Bangladeshi restaurant, described his love of children and pets, he was about to describe his plans to set up a grooming centre when he glanced at his watch and said "Crikey, I'm late for the Asr prayer. Toodle pip!"