theWizard
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As a Kidlington resident, I can confirm that the number one Kidlington NIMBY Fear is "Parking".
The NIMBYs of Kidlington will tell you that they already have problems with people from outside of the village parking along the main road to either use the High Street or to Catch a Bus into Town (even though there's two Park and Rides minutes away).
As a point of interest, the Kidlington NIMBY will also try to bend your ear over the rush-hour traffic running through the village. So let's hope Oxford United do not plan any 9am Kick Offs as this would really send them into a state of emergency!
More generally, I would like to point out that the Kidlington NIMBY is also a cunning creature. One such cunning NIMBY, actively sought to stop a development of mine along the Banbury Road because he was already worried about people parking on the main road when they would visit Brookwoood Accountancy. This Cunning NIMBY (Nice Guy actually, he bought me a beer) openly told me that he and the wife were in the livingroom of the CDC planner every night begging him to deign planning permission.
I'm not sure why the wife was there but I think the Cunning NIMBY offered her services to the CDC Planner as a sweetener?
(Behind every cunning NIMBY man is a slightly more cunning NIMBY woman with various degrees of flexibility)
One more Kidlington NIMBY-ism of note is that of confusion and ill logic... The Average Kidlington NIMBY will tell you that village doesn't have half the shops it used to and that the Parade hasn't been the same since Mrs O'Malley ran the fruit and veg shop. They will also tell you of wonders, Kidlington long forgotten past such as the fabled Kidlington cinema, the circus, the parties of Richard Branson and indeed the Kidlington elephant.
BUT DO THEY WANT SOMETHING NEW? Do they fck. They're still struggling with the *New Sainsbury's.
The Possible Solution to the Kidlington NIMBY Menace:
Deliver them permit holding parking separately and before the Stadium application.
It would catch them off guard and send back into there borrows to think about the elephant now long since gone.
The NIMBYs of Kidlington will tell you that they already have problems with people from outside of the village parking along the main road to either use the High Street or to Catch a Bus into Town (even though there's two Park and Rides minutes away).
As a point of interest, the Kidlington NIMBY will also try to bend your ear over the rush-hour traffic running through the village. So let's hope Oxford United do not plan any 9am Kick Offs as this would really send them into a state of emergency!
More generally, I would like to point out that the Kidlington NIMBY is also a cunning creature. One such cunning NIMBY, actively sought to stop a development of mine along the Banbury Road because he was already worried about people parking on the main road when they would visit Brookwoood Accountancy. This Cunning NIMBY (Nice Guy actually, he bought me a beer) openly told me that he and the wife were in the livingroom of the CDC planner every night begging him to deign planning permission.
I'm not sure why the wife was there but I think the Cunning NIMBY offered her services to the CDC Planner as a sweetener?
(Behind every cunning NIMBY man is a slightly more cunning NIMBY woman with various degrees of flexibility)
One more Kidlington NIMBY-ism of note is that of confusion and ill logic... The Average Kidlington NIMBY will tell you that village doesn't have half the shops it used to and that the Parade hasn't been the same since Mrs O'Malley ran the fruit and veg shop. They will also tell you of wonders, Kidlington long forgotten past such as the fabled Kidlington cinema, the circus, the parties of Richard Branson and indeed the Kidlington elephant.
BUT DO THEY WANT SOMETHING NEW? Do they fck. They're still struggling with the *New Sainsbury's.
The Possible Solution to the Kidlington NIMBY Menace:
Deliver them permit holding parking separately and before the Stadium application.
It would catch them off guard and send back into there borrows to think about the elephant now long since gone.
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