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The player should ride a Police horse onto the pitch as Police horses seem common on match days nowadays.

Hints of who the player is as he samples the many delights of the Bird menu.

No not ride on to the pitch.

The horse trots onto the pitch riderless, mist drifts across the damp Kassam grass. Only it’s not mist it’s pong from the water works.
The horse nervously neighs as it near the centre circle. It stops, close up of its eyes ....spooky music.... then all of a sudden..... it takes a massive dump on the centre spot!
Out of the steamy pile of poo emerges...
Evans. The striker to get us out of the s**t.
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