New signing social media video announcement

Simon Bradders

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I've seen a few video's in recent days of different clubs doing videos. Just reading the thread about Nicky Maynard made me think what's in store for us. With Kath and Clive at the helm, I'm hoping to see some imaginative video with a new signing announced.

Maynard arriving on a plane to be greeted by the MD/CEO and whisked away in her swanky car in Faro and Mings getting off a train in Birmingham and running down the platform in a Villa shirt are two recent videos.

So wondered if we should help ours...........with some ideas?
 

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I've seen a few video's in recent days of different clubs doing videos. Just reading the thread about Nicky Maynard made me think what's in store for us. With Kath and Clive at the helm, I'm hoping to see some imaginative video with a new signing announced.

Maynard arriving on a plane to be greeted by the MD/CEO and whisked away in her swanky car in Faro and Mings getting off a train in Birmingham and running down the platform in a Villa shirt are two recent videos.

So wondered if we should help ours...........with some ideas?
The player should ride a Police horse onto the pitch as Police horses seem common on match days nowadays.

Hints of who the player is as he samples the many delights of the Bird menu.
 

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It begins with loads of close ups while we guess who it is... slowly pulls out as flight of the Valkyrie plays against the sound of slow motion helicopter rotor blades.

As it moves out we can see it’s Les Ferdinand sat there, tiger opposite, bow tie blowing in the wind. As the choppers lower a couple of the visiting caravans topple/blow onto their side as Les jumps out around six-eight feet from the ground.

A stylish army roll brings him standing as he jogs through and onto the pitch. Robinson sat there in the centre circle as a huge surfer drops from the North Stand with a Robin being spiked by a raging Ox.

Pen to paper... job done and cut!
 

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New signing surrounded by a large number of Thai Lady Boys?

EDIT: To add to the scene; this takes place on a Thai Airways plane, and everyone is drinking Singha. A puma walks through the aisle.
Sounds more like the camel toe cup draw than a player signing!
 

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I wondered if there will police horses at tonight’s game then.
I hope, if so, the horses aren't stood on any mounds above supporters at any point whilst having a pee. I remember away at Maine Road, a Police horse had a pee whilst stood at the top of a slope above us when we were waiting to go after the game finished. It was like a tidal wave coming down the slope with the amount of fluid and we had to scatter out of the way quickly which amused the Copper on the horse. 🙂
 

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In a nod to the past and Ken Fish, film glimpses of them doing a gruelling pre-season session in Shotover Park. Then transport them using either Inspector Morse's Jag, Mr Bean's Mini or Les Ferdinand's Helicopter to either the Kasstad or the Training Ground for a fake Press Conference where they are properly revealed for the film. Obviously there will be a proper Press Conference later.
 

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So I'm thinking.....

Tiger sat with hammer in hand, knocking a metal roof on a Thai monestary on a hot August afternoon when down below Col. Sam Trautman, accompanied by civil servant Karl Robinson, arrive in US marine helicopter.

After impromptu recruitment meeting, Tiger heads into computer room, with heavy ammunition and destroys the IT software before OUFClive administrator, Chris Williams opens can of coke and turns to new signing, who signs on the dotted line.
 
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Whatever it is it will need to be an animated feature. Real people aren’t needed, which suits us.
 

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We could have a montage of miracles, the blind seeing again, the crippled walking again, water into wine, with the grand finale...... Oxford United making a signing.
You forgot to add fish and chips for everyone, with the seven fishes and a couple of spuds. The least that can be offered to the supporters after waiting fourty days and fourty nights for our new STs, CF, LB, CB.
 

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White rolls pulls up at the ka$$am right in front of the gypsy encampment.
Blaring American rap music fills the air as the rear door swings open and two scantily clad blondes slide out, followed by Ched.
He’s Dressed in a crushed velvet purple suit with a matching wide brimmed hat.
A huge cigar puffs acrid blue smoke from beneath as he hugs those bitches and heads for the entrance.
 

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