Name the new stadium competition (round 1)

"The Puritanical Library - sponsored by The OUFCSP Taliban"

Get in, crawl to your seat (no standing allowed), sit down, shut up, sit still.
No noise, no fun, no talking, leave - quickly.
No food - religious intolerance and allergies.
No drink - breathalyser on the turnstile- zero tolerance.

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone Ranger
Everyone..

 
If Karl stays and its still a wind tunnel can we call it Robinson's Hardly Warmer and be sponsored by Robinson's Barley Water?
 
Well since it’s allegedly going to be in Kidlington near Branson’s old recording studio I think we can call it the Manor!
 
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