Ex-Player Thread Malcolm Ebiowei

[Carpy]

Malcolm Ebiowei Signed: 2nd August 2024 (On Loan) - 3rd Jan 2025 ​

 

[Jaboysmith]

Malcolm Ebiowei Signs for oxford united | Oxford United Football Club

www.oufc.co.uk

 

[Ovaltoyou]

Welcome Malcolm, really looking forward to you playing. Play with a smile on your face.

 

[Manorlounger]

Another top signing. We are looking stronger by the day!

 

[werthersoriginal]

Could do a ‘Lion sleeps tonight’ chant with his name?

 

[Marked Ox]

Welcome Malcolm. Hope you a fruitful stay with us.


ps. The title needs to be corrected.

 

[Paul Cannell]

Could do a ‘Lion sleeps tonight’ chant with his name?

"The Malcolm sleeps tonight"?

 

[Eric Blair]

WHAT A RUDDY SIGNING!!!! The lad has poise, grace, speed and South London moxy. I’m telling you he will be a fan favourite from five minutes in.

 

[RyanioBirdio]

Christ, he’s set Eric off. He won’t sleep now.

Welcome, Malcolm. Let’s hope this is your breakthrough season.

 

[West Oxon U’s]

How many Malcolms have played for the U’s?

 

[NottsYellow]

How many Malcolms have played for the U’s?

Shotton, McIntosh .......

 

[Ewes]

Fantastic signing, the board are certainly backing us on the pitch.

 

[Ewes]

Historians have discovered that human rights activist Malcolm X was actually just called Malcolm​

He was rather affectionate at the end of his text messages.

Shamelessly copied and pasted from Google!

 

[Paul Cannell]

Same as Louis X of France, then. Brill.

 

[chromeyellow]

Nice touch

 

[Marked Ox]

Same as Louis X of France, then. Brill.

More this chap:

Malcolm IV of Scotland - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Eaststanding]

Josh who..?
Welcome and all the best for the season. A signing of intent.

 

[Marked Ox]

Shotton, McIntosh .......

And Page (played 18 times scoring 1 in 1981).

Courtesy of Rageonline

 

[christenedinjericho]

Shotton, McIntosh .......

Loads of Malcolm's among our fan base although most seem to be still sucking on Tunes!

Tossers.

COYY'S

 

[Grumpy Git]

Course you can ….

 

[Malc]

I was signed up in 1953. Still going strong.

 

[Swaby39]

Another good signing on face value. Tricky to predict how he’ll do given the last 18 months have been a bit turbulent for him but in theory this should be the perfect marriage. Hopefully he’s got some fire in his belly to get his career going now and can learn a few bits from Phillips along the way.

 

[Eric Blair]

Christ, he’s set Eric off. He won’t sleep now.

Welcome, Malcolm. Let’s hope this is your breakthrough season.

No sleep till Norwich

 

[unification]

Could do a ‘Lion sleeps tonight’ chant with his name?

For the Oxford, the mighty Oxford
Malcolm scores tonight
For the Oxford, the mighty Oxford
Malcolm scores toniiiiiiight

AAAAAAAWOOOOOOOOO!

Ebio wob a weiiiiii!

 

[werthersoriginal]

For the Oxford, the mighty Oxford
Malcolm scores tonight
For the Oxford, the mighty Oxford
Malcolm scores toniiiiiiight

AAAAAAAWOOOOOOOOO!

Ebio wob a weiiiiii!

Xactly. Maybe the ladies section could do the high bits

 

[WokinghamYellow]

Could do a ‘Lion sleeps tonight’ chant with his name?

Ebi owei ebi owei ebi owei ebi owei

For the yellows, the mighty yellows malcolm ebi owei

For the yellows, the mighty yellows Malcolm loves to play

Ebi owei ebi owei ebi owei ebi owei

 

[derek]

Xactly. Maybe the ladies section could do the high bits

I can still do falsetto, given the right conditions.

 

[Osei Yaw]

How do you pronounce his name?

Is it Mal-colm or Malc-olm?

 

[Londox]

How do you pronounce his name?

Is it Mal-colm or Malc-olm?

Somewhere in the middle.

 

[Danny777]

Somewhere in the middle.

Lovely bit of business

 

[Toe knee]

In the alehouse
The lonely alehouse
The alchies, booze away
Aboozeaway, aboozeaway, aboozeaway, aboozeaway, aboozeaway, aboozeaway.