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Heard a doctor on TV say to get through this period of self isolation, we should take the opportunity to finish things we might have started but never got around to completing.

So I looked round the house to find all the things I'd started but hadn't finished.

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner P**s.

An telum u luvum....
 
Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer 14
 
Just think, if we all do the right things and show a bit of respect, space (2 metres) and human kindness to the people we meet, we will stand a better chance of getting through this with the minimum impact of adversely affecting others.

Then, when all this is over, we should get together for a world record party. We each bring £20 and we take a single penny out of a bucket of pennies when we leave.

When That night comes, I’m gonna party like it’s £19.99
 
My old granddad used to say "As one door closes, another one opens".

Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.......
 
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