Just a joke, I am not racist...
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3 lads from Oxford, Swindon and Pakistan all became dads on the same day, although they travelled separately they all arrived at the hospital at the same time.
As they walked towards the maternity wing they were stopped by the midwife waving her hands frantically, the 3 lads starting to worry saying “what’s the problem”?.
The midwife quickly tells them “that not only have you become dads on the same day, the babies were all born at the same time”, the lads say “whats wrong with that”, the midwife says “well, when they were born we moved all 3 babies into the maternity incubator wing and now we don’t know which baby belongs to who?” She then adds that the 3 lads will have to go into the incubator wing and choose their own baby..........!
The 3 lads look at each other and the Oxford lad says “Fcuk it, i will go first”.
He enters the wing and comes out with a baby much to the astonishment of the midwife when she realises that he has picked the Pakistani baby, she then panics and shouts “why have you picked the Pakistani baby”, the Oxford lad quickly replies, “one of the two that is left is from Swindon and I wasn’t going to take the risk”................................................. LOL....!