beyondthefourth
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Q How do country singers pay for their condoms ?
A.With Johnny Cash
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
You put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers.
Q How do country singers pay for their condoms ?
A.With Johnny Cash
The inventor of hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has just died
RIP Scott Chegg.
Oil!!!Nah, that's Niall McWilliams.
I had a very similar experience when I ordered their Chicken Surprise!!** Be aware **
We ordered a Chinese takeaway (we won't name them) just been to pick it up and as we were driving home, we heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
We thought what the hell is that? Has something got in the bag? We thought we could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!