bazzer9461
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My wife asked if she could have some peace and quiet while she was cooking dinner……..so I took the battery out of the smoke alarm.
I hope you actually mashed your face into your keyboard when typing that to make it authenticMy wife just said that if I don't get off the computer and help her with the Xmas decorations, she'll smash my face into the keyboard.
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(Suspicious lack of upper case letters, while having shifted numbers - suggests phone keyboard simulation)I hope you actually mashed your face into your keyboard when typing that to make it authentic
(That's why it was posted in the 'jokes' thread and not the 'domestic abuse' one. )(Suspicious lack of upper case letters, while having shifted numbers - suggests phone keyboard simulation)
Merry Christmas to you too and thanks for all the laughs!A Merry Xmas to all of you that have put up with my warped humour this year, but before I sign off for the festivities, one last tip to get your Xmas lunch off with bang.
A whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds an hilarious new dimension to a rather dated gag.
Merry Xmas !