General Jokes šŸƒ

my brother couldnt deal with being sent to jail
he swore, he spat , he threw things, he refused to eat or drink
he smeared his own feces over all the walls

we've decided not to play Monopoly again during the lockdown
 
Q.- what do you call a magician for whom the magic has gone?



A.- Ian
 
If anyone is making a mask out of an old bra, use the left cup

Well, no-one wants to venture out looking like a right tit
 
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Decided to go to the offy on the other half's bicycle, to buy a bottle of vodka, which i put into the basket mounted on the handlebars. Then the thought occured that if I were to fall of the missus ' bike the bottle of vodka might break.
So I drank the whole bottle then set off on the ride back home.... turns out it was a good call to drink my bottle of vodka outside the offy as I fell off 9 times going home
 
Walked past the butchers the other day and there was a pigs head in the window and asked if it was a pigs head? The bits her said ā€œ no itā€™s a reflection ā€œ
 
Iā€™m trying to think of a joke about cricket....but Iā€™m stumped
 
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