Fella comes out the pub after having a few, gets into his tractor &s**t spreader combination and heads off lurching from side to side of the narrow Wiltshire road. Eventually he's spotted by the police, duly pulled over on suspicion of drink driving and asked to provide a breath test. After fishing through his pockets he produces a doctor's certificate stating this man is asthmatic under no circumstances should he be required to engage in any activity that would result in him becoming breathless.
Police go for plan b and request him to provide a blood sample, again he fishes around in his pockets eventually producing a medical certificate signed by a specialist stating this man is a hemophiliac, under no circumstances take any blood unless in specialist conditions.
Police then go for plan c, they ask for a urine sample. Again he rummaged through his pockets, eventually producing a scrap of paper signed by Lee Power stating this man is a sw*nd*n t*wn supporter, please dont take the P**s