General Jokes 🃏

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MUM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MUM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...
 
Two large fellas are drinking together, theyre heading towards thier 5th pint ... one says to the other your round... the other replied and so are you ya fat bastard
 
Walking along London road in Headington yesterday morning, a parcelforce van driver pulled over and asked me what the time was

its between 9am and 5pm I told him
 
carboot find at the weekend .... a pencil that, Im told, was owned by William Shakespeare

thing is he chewed the end, so I cant tell if its 2B or not 2B
 
My daughter once had a pet rat called Elvis .... sadly, it was caught in a trap
 
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