Now you dress with the timesWe ran out of toilet roll and had to start using newspaper.
The Times were rough.
You been getting into the Christmas crackers early?Why was 69 scared of 70? Because they had a fight, and 71.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.Why was 69 scared of 70? Because they had a fight, and 71.
Thatβs such a s**t joke it made me laugh, happy Christmas.Woke up to find out that my wife is only cooking Alphabetti Spaghetti for Xmas lunch!
We'll be having words later.
Merry Xmas Yellows........