Robinson getting the boot. Theresa May being installed to negotiate our exit from the relegation places. Dominic Raaaab, Diddy Davies and LiFox in charge of transfer window deals.We need a new implausible rumour fast.
May would also have to be involved in matchday security to create a "hostile environment". Diane Abbott can be Finance Director.Grayling in charge of match day travel, surely....what could possibly go wrong...a man if his calibre...?
Corbyn in charge of the fence and the sitting on thereof.