How to test for nocturnal erections

[Paul Cannell]

Japanese 10-yen postage stamps.

A public service post from the Cannell Institute

 

[Essexyellows]

You didn`t know?

 

[m]

Is this an area of research you actively follow?

 

[Paul Cannell]

It seems the Japanese have been exploring the erm issue.

I wouldn't wan't to run that sort of test with the queen's head on the measuring instruments, I'm not a Corbynite.

 

[Sarge]

It seems the Japanese have been exploring the erm issue.

I wouldn't wan't to run that sort of test with the queen's head on the measuring instruments, I'm not a Corbynite.

seems those Japanese explorers have put a whole new perspective on the old James Brown standard?

 

[Paul Cannell]

It's the Queen, not Princess bloody Margaret, Sarge.

 

[ZeroTheHero]

I'm just off to the Post Office...

 

[m]

Meanwhile, here is the World's largest ball of stamps:

 

[Paul Cannell]

Sobering. When you lick your stamps, lads, don't run your fingers through your hair.

 

[Manorlounger]

Sobering. When you lick your stamps, lads, don't run your fingers through your hair.

I've been buying the self adhesive ones for ages, plays havoc with the odd pubic hair though.

 

[Manorlounger]

It was somewhat embarrassing at the Post office when the lady asked how big was my package and would it fit through her slot!

 

[Manorlounger]

It was somewhat embarrassing at the Post office when the lady asked how big was my package and would it fit through her slot!

Mrs Lounger just peered over my shoulder and said it wouldn't touch the sides!