How to test for nocturnal erections

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It seems the Japanese have been exploring the erm issue.

I wouldn't wan't to run that sort of test with the queen's head on the measuring instruments, I'm not a Corbynite.
 

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It seems the Japanese have been exploring the erm issue.

I wouldn't wan't to run that sort of test with the queen's head on the measuring instruments, I'm not a Corbynite.
seems those Japanese explorers have put a whole new perspective on the old James Brown standard? :unsure::eek::p

 

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It's the Queen, not Princess bloody Margaret, Sarge.
 

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Meanwhile, here is the World's largest ball of stamps:
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Sobering. When you lick your stamps, lads, don't run your fingers through your hair.
 

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Sobering. When you lick your stamps, lads, don't run your fingers through your hair.
I've been buying the self adhesive ones for ages, plays havoc with the odd pubic hair though.
 

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It was somewhat embarrassing at the Post office when the lady asked how big was my package and would it fit through her slot!
 
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