HMRC swoop on Lawrence Vigaroux and Lee Power

Sarge

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HMRC officials were alerted after an eagle-eyed tax inspector noticed that Lawrence Vigaroux had claimed on his tax return for Persil washing powder to clean his playing kit. Realising that his kit hadn't needed washing since OUFC at home last season, they swooped. Other items queried by the Tax Man were five pairs of new gloves despite no evidence of any worn-out pairs apart from two pairs with slight scuffs on the knuckles both after matches against Oxford United.

While HMRC were investigating Vigaroux, they noticed a claim for brasso and duraglite by Lee Power which is now currently under investigation, as Scumdon Town FC have won nothing for years, they even missed out on the award for Shittiest team in EFL Division one 2016/2017 season as they were just too shitty

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Dave T

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Santa say's to his Elf "I'am getting sick of this. It's the same old s**t every year. Running about like a daft sod in this stupid red costume and at the end of it all I always end up with nothing."The elf say's "Now you know how Nathan Thompson feels at Swindon ..."
 
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