Gavin Whyte

We need to get a humourous song going before the Pompey lot get on him.... shouldn`t be too hard to come up with one.... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::LOL:

"His name is 12 inch Gavin
Swings his cock around his head
He pumped a bird named Irene
And now she's f*****g dead
He did the helicopter
Out in Belfast town
And now he's back for Oxford
To stop us going down"
 
There was an Oxford Paddy
Who went out on the town
He never thought, that he'd be caught
Cock out and trousers down

And now he's called a w****r
By everyone he meets
But the Belfast boy, just tugs in joy
When the balls not at his feet

We know you're sorry Gavin
And so eager to please
We love your pace, but just can't face
Being splattered with your cheese
 
Whenever he takes a corner on Saturday, everyone just chant "cheeeeeeeeese" and take a pic with the flash on
 
Gavin whyte, gavin whyte flying down the wing
Gaving whyte, gavin whyte loves to show his thing
Feared by the reds
Loved by the u's
Gavin whyte, gavin whyte, gavin whyte

(To that ryan giggs song)
 
Gavin whyte, gavin whyte flying down the wing
Gaving whyte, gavin whyte loves to show his thing
Feared by the reds
Loved by the u's
Gavin whyte, gavin whyte, gavin whyte

(To that ryan giggs song)

Bit of an edit to this, definitely has potential:

"Gavin Whyte, Gavin Whyte flying down the wing
Gavin Whyte, Gavin Whyte loves to show his thing

He's feared by the reds
He's loved by the U's

Gavin Whyte, Gavin Whyte
He's got a bigger cock than you"
 
Very poor taste that this thread has been allowed to continue. Poor from those responsible.
 
Very poor taste that this thread has been allowed to continue. Poor from those responsible.

He’s going to get enough ridicule from opposition fans without ours piling more on. I agree they should close the thread. Maybe the OP could help and edit the title to capital letters, that might get the Mods moving!!
 
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