monsieurgrumpy
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Watched the match at a friend's house. He used to play for Preston's youth team with Howard Kendall in the sixties. He kept asking me posers I struggled to answer. Why do so many Oxford players keep falling over? Why do they give away so many cheap free kicks? Why do players not make themselves available to receive the ball? Why is each attack so painfully slow? Why does Browne take all the dead ball kicks when he hasn't delivered all match? Why can your players not control a football? When Obika headed in the corner, I suggested that the previous crap balls were to lull the Coventry defence into complacency. I did apologise to him on the way out, not for the first time, for wasting his time watching us give another embarrassing performance on live TV.