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Who am i missing?
Oxford
Exeter
Halifax
Wrexham
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Crewe Alex.
Who am i missing?
Oxford
Exeter
Halifax
Wrexham
??
Just been at a lunch with a few friends. They said that I've turned my back on Palace and should be ashamed. I must admit it hurt.I suppose you can name the only English team who's name starts with 5 consecutive consonants though?
It's from Matthew Ch5 V12: "And lo. Jesus broke the loaves and divided the fishes and fed the 5000 and Stranraer"Heard this one before..I'm pretty sure it's a Scottish team... fecked if I can remember which one though!
Arg. You got there before meLuke 11:31 states "The Queen of the South shall rise up at the judgment with the men of this generation and condemn them..."
Well you are going to feel very odd next season when Oxford play Palace in the Championship...Just been at a lunch with a few friends. They said that I've turned my back on Palace and should be ashamed. I must admit it hurt.
I love Palace, I hate the Premier League and love watching Oxford Utd with my daughter. Oxford Utd is an amazing football club and I've got obsessed with it. It's as simple as that.
I still feel guilty though.
It genuinely worries me. I think I'll just pretend it's not happening.Well you are going to feel very odd next season when Oxford play Palace in the Championship...
I'm sure Paul went to Roma.Luke 11:31 states "The Queen of the South shall rise up at the judgment with the men of this generation and condemn them..."
Arsenal, Scunthorpe and FuckedifIknowThree teams with a swear word in their name....
I always assumed Sw*nd*n was a swear word.Arsenal, Scunthorpe and FuckedifIknow
Arsenal, Scunthorpe and Manchester Fucking United.....Arsenal, Scunthorpe and FuckedifIknow
I am very suspicious of supporters who change teams. You should be put on a watch list.Just been at a lunch with a few friends. They said that I've turned my back on Palace and should be ashamed. I must admit it hurt.
I love Palace, I hate the Premier League and love watching Oxford Utd with my daughter. Oxford Utd is an amazing football club and I've got obsessed with it. It's as simple as that.
I still feel guilty though.
I agree. It feels shabby.I am very suspicious of supporters who change teams. You should be put on a watch list.
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I see Palace as your childhood sweetheart. You've been together a long time, since you were too young to know why really. She has never done you any wrong, but over time you've realised that there's no real excitement in the relationship anymore.Just been at a lunch with a few friends. They said that I've turned my back on Palace and should be ashamed. I must admit it hurt.
I love Palace, I hate the Premier League and love watching Oxford Utd with my daughter. Oxford Utd is an amazing football club and I've got obsessed with it. It's as simple as that.
I still feel guilty though.
That is copper bottomed brilliant.I see Palace as your childhood sweetheart. You've been together a long time, since you were too young to know why really. She has never done you any wrong, but over time you've realised that there's no real excitement in the relationship anymore.
Then you meet the girl from the wrong side of the tracks. She's not perfect, but she's edgy, and has a slightly dangerous appeal. She excites you in a way your childhood sweetheart no longer does, and re-awakens something in you that you thought had died long ago. You know, deep down, that you cannot fight her raw sex appeal, and it is only misplaced feelings of guilt that are holding you back at this time. You will ultimately succumb fully to her charms.
Oxford United are that girl from the wrong side of the tracks. Embrace the chaos Eric, there's no going back now, the damage is already done.
However he likes watching Oxford with his daughter, I’m not sure how that fits into your analogyI see Palace as your childhood sweetheart. You've been together a long time, since you were too young to know why really. She has never done you any wrong, but over time you've realised that there's no real excitement in the relationship anymore.
Then you meet the girl from the wrong side of the tracks. She's not perfect, but she's edgy, and has a slightly dangerous appeal. She excites you in a way your childhood sweetheart no longer does, and re-awakens something in you that you thought had died long ago. You know, deep down, that you cannot fight her raw sex appeal, and it is only misplaced feelings of guilt that are holding you back at this time. You will ultimately succumb fully to her charms.
Oxford United are that girl from the wrong side of the tracks. Embrace the chaos Eric, there's no going back now, the damage is already done.
Also trying to come up with an analogy about the three sided ground and the best I can come up with is that the new girl has a limb missing.That is copper bottomed brilliant.
Yep, gets a bit awkward thereHowever he likes watching Oxford with his daughter, I’m not sure how that fits into your analogy
I see Palace as your childhood sweetheart. You've been together a long time, since you were too young to know why really. She has never done you any wrong, but over time you've realised that there's no real excitement in the relationship anymore.
Then you meet the girl from the wrong side of the tracks. She's not perfect, but she's edgy, and has a slightly dangerous appeal. She excites you in a way your childhood sweetheart no longer does, and re-awakens something in you that you thought had died long ago. You know, deep down, that you cannot fight her raw sex appeal, and it is only misplaced feelings of guilt that are holding you back at this time. You will ultimately succumb fully to her charms.
Oxford United are that girl from the wrong side of the tracks. Embrace the chaos Eric, there's no going back now, the damage is already done.
I think not, certainly not to the scale they used to. I also think that was only rounds one and two but I may be wrong.Do they still have the Sunday tv show where they show the goals go in from a bunch of games? Other than that its hard to see it being moved, even then it probably wouldn't get picked.
I see Palace as your childhood sweetheart. You've been together a long time, since you were too young to know why really. She has never done you any wrong, but over time you've realised that there's no real excitement in the relationship anymore.
Then you meet the girl from the wrong side of the tracks. She's not perfect, but she's edgy, and has a slightly dangerous appeal. She excites you in a way your childhood sweetheart no longer does, and re-awakens something in you that you thought had died long ago. You know, deep down, that you cannot fight her raw sex appeal, and it is only misplaced feelings of guilt that are holding you back at this time. You will ultimately succumb fully to her charms.
Oxford United are that girl from the wrong side of the tracks. Embrace the chaos Eric, there's no going back now, the damage is already done.

The version we had was Arsenal, Scunthorpe and f*ckin Noocassel.Arsenal, Scunthorpe and Manchester f*****g United.....
She's far too glamourous.
Quite uninspiring really.
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