holdsteady
Well-known member
I see Palace as your childhood sweetheart. You've been together a long time, since you were too young to know why really. She has never done you any wrong, but over time you've realised that there's no real excitement in the relationship anymore.
Then you meet the girl from the wrong side of the tracks. She's not perfect, but she's edgy, and has a slightly dangerous appeal. She excites you in a way your childhood sweetheart no longer does, and re-awakens something in you that you thought had died long ago. You know, deep down, that you cannot fight her raw sex appeal, and it is only misplaced feelings of guilt that are holding you back at this time. You will ultimately succumb fully to her charms.
Oxford United are that girl from the wrong side of the tracks. Embrace the chaos Eric, there's no going back now, the damage is already done.
No way is Oxford someone's bit of a rough compared to a team from f*****g Croydon.
More like he got married young after knocking up the local estate slapper (perfect Croydon analogy) after a fumble round the back of the shops but then on seeing more of the world a classy, beautiful woman with a great sense of humour came along and showed him what he was missing, he has fucked off the missus and kids (which makes you an A*****e, no offence but you know it, plus you are the one who did it) and is shacked up with Oxford living a a life he couldn't even have dreamed of back when he was riding his bike around his outer south east London sink estate trying to mug people of there mobiles.