General End of Season Awards

[SupporttheTriangle]

The club are advertising the 22/23 player of the year awards to be held at Oxford Town Hall at £100+vat per head. Now in addition to the publicised awards, what other awards would you like to see added?

what about the “slow to act award” nominations Tim Williams, the board,
The “Where the Fcuk his he award” nominations Grant Ferguson

 

[ZeroTheHero]

The 'More Money Than Sense Award' to anyone who buys a ticket

 

[Cass63]

Spanish tourist board award. KR

 

[Followtheox1]

'The look what you could of had award' ,awarded to Kidlington Parish Council!

 

[Cass63]

Devotion to dot counting award. Colin b and the curragh

 

[harrymark1]

Injured of the Year award - contenders being Baldock, Murphy, Gorrin, Bodin and Browne

 

[WokinghamYellow]

Murphy should not be there, he hasn’t turned up all season

 

[SteMerritt]

Injured of the Year award - contenders being Baldock, Murphy, Gorrin, Bodin and Browne

"Unfortunately {winner} could not be here in person to collect the award, so collecting on his behalf is Amy Cranston, who will pass it on to him"

 

[OxfordYankee]

Destroy and Exit of the year.

 

[arthurturner]

It's a bit crass, isn't it? The kindest thing would be not to hold one. There's really nothing to celebrate other than the very belated sacking of Karl Robinson.

 

[SteMerritt]

I think the seasons that the Youth Team and Women's Team have had deserve some recognition - I hope they get the required praise during this.

 

[Paul Cannell]

I think the seasons that the Youth Team and Women's Team have had deserve some recognition - I hope they get the required praise during this.

There's a pretty crass shoo-in there. I'm out.

 

[mooro]

I think the seasons that the Youth Team and Women's Team have had deserve some recognition - I hope they get the required praise during this.

My first thought was that we shouldn't this year, but then did the same as you and thought that just because the senior men's team have had a mare, shouldn't mean that the success the women and youths have had should be ignored

 

[MJB]

Award for the Member of Staff Demonstrating Greatest Clarity (formally the Focus Award).

 

[Oxford57]

Just have it at half time , won’t take long

 

[MJB]

Just have it at half time , won’t take long

And interrupt the absolutely riveting scoreboard quiz?

*coughs*

 

[Londox]

The "Worst summer transfer" award will be closely fought.

 

[SteMerritt]

The "Worst summer transfer" award will be closely fought.

I actually think that will be the most easy to predict, got to be Murphy hasn't it...

 

[Londox]

I actually think that will be the most easy to predict, got to be Murphy hasn't it...

Didn't Murphy have one good game for us? Think Wildschut has had none.

 

[SteMerritt]

Didn't Murphy have one good game for us? Think Wildschut has had none.

He's scored a goal, which in this season is probably worth an award on it's own

 

[EastStandKieran]

Didn't Murphy have one good game for us? Think Wildschut has had none.

When did Murphy have a good game for us was it the 45mins against Charlton when he wanted to be in the team to face arsenal

Wildschut had a good game against Ipswich and scored a goal

 

[Londox]

When did Murphy have a good game for us was it the 45mins against Charlton when he wanted to be in the team to face arsenal

Wildschut had a good game against Ipswich and scored a goal

You're right - it was the 45min spell vs Charlton I'm thinking of.

Wildschut having 90 minutes vs Murphy having 45 minutes of good football means Murphy is a shoe in for the worst transfer award.

 

[MJB]

Wildschut had a good game against Ipswich and scored a goal

I don’t remember seeing that.

 

[EastStandKieran]

I don’t remember seeing that.

Neither do I but I was there when it happened

 

[SteMerritt]

Neither do I but I was there when it happened

Memory does get a bit foggy over time.

 

[MJB]

Memory does get a bit foggy over time.

Ah, the mists of time.

 

[SupporttheTriangle]

Half-time entertainment award goes to …………..

 

[CCYellow]

Didn't Murphy have one good game for us? Think Wildschut has had none.

One cross and 2 dives to win free kicks constitutes a good game now? Christ.

Yanic does well quite often. MK and Ipswich spring to mind. The ball sticks to his feet, and he beats his man often.

 

[Morris Oxford]

The end of Season Yellows Forum Awards to be held at the bird* on the same evening will be much more enjoyable and rewarding, especially the look on the faces of @Steve Gilbert and @Scotchegg as they miss out on the ITK Poster of the season award.



* A 3 course quince themed meal will be included in the price.

 

[Berliner]

"And now for the keenly contested Most ITK Poster / Leak award"
*Interest from board members rises*
"Unfortunately, UTO couldn't be here in person to collect the award..."
*Interest from board members falls*