General Dog trapped in pavement in West Bay

[Paul Cannell]

Bit of a quiet day for news in these parts, evidently: Cheering but nerve-wracking news item about dog's pavement trauma.

In a separate train of thought, I'm a little concerned I may have called Trevor Kettle Keith Kettle, inadvertently near-slandering Keith Kettleborough who was a perfectly ok journeyman footballer from the North, where you don't get the same quality of news as here in the boondocks.

 

[Big Ronaldo]

Good to know that no news stories are not the sole domain of the Oxford Mail Paul.

 

[Essexyellows]

Should be invoiced for calling the fire brigade.......

 

[Paul Cannell]

Something should be done about cliffs

 

[Sarge]

Something should be done about cliffs

agree ... isnt he wired for sound though?

 

[Paul Cannell]

Having hair that colour at his age is a suspicious activity in my book.

 

[Essexyellows]

Having hair that colour at his age is a suspicious activity in my book.

What about the Seatown Slippage? Cliff`s again........ friend of the family does a lot of photography down that way.

 

[Paul Cannell]

Not to mention Grace Kelly.

BTW you can see the Seatown slip from Lyme on a clear day. It's that big.

 

[Paul Cannell]

This was a highlight -

Man violently assaulted woman after trying to woo her with stolen prosecco

 

[Essexyellows]

This is like "Angry People in Local Newspapers"..............

 

[bashamwonderland]

Mum of five saw 'insect with two heads' while doing dishes

Hayley Carruthers said the bug 'was not scared' of her

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

If I may...

Mum saw insect with two heads while she was doing the dishes.

 

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Mum of five saw 'insect with two heads' while doing dishes

Hayley Carruthers said the bug 'was not scared' of her

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

If I may...

Mum saw insect with two heads while she was doing the dishes.

Superb!

Edit: and can I suggest reading it with KR's voice in mind?

 

[Paul Cannell]

Bit of a lucky escape in Lyme.

"It was confirmed to be a small fire involving burnt food within a cooker located in the kitchen.

"Crews removed excess burnt food from the oven using small tools."

Dorset: county of small tools.

 

[Essexyellows]

10th day of "crisis".... how are you coping? Should "The North" be sending food parcels yet?

Recap: Tenth day of fuel crisis in Dorset

Drivers in Dorset queue at pumps on tenth day of fuel crisis

www.bridportnews.co.uk

 

[Paul Cannell]

Hardly. By Tuesday there was fuel in Musbury, Tesco and the Harvest on the Lyme Road (free air, remember that?).

If you have spare Pont L'Eveque I'd be delighted to buy some, Miller's in Kilmington aren't getting any since the Brexit Nakhba.

 

[Sarge]

10th day of "crisis".... how are you coping? Should "The North" be sending food parcels yet?

Recap: Tenth day of fuel crisis in Dorset

Drivers in Dorset queue at pumps on tenth day of fuel crisis

www.bridportnews.co.uk

BP fuel/ franchise near where I am after several days of being 'dry' seems to have had a delivery (of sorts) .... short queue onto the forecourt and a choice of E10 unleaded, Diesel and Ultimate Deisel ( no ultimate (E5) unleaded though) with no maximum amount imposed as to how much customers can buy (per visit)...... meanwhile the local co-op has a noticeable amount of empty spaces on their shelves .... though whether that's a logistics issue or co-op delivery lorries are 'short' of fuel, I couldn't be bothered to ask

 

[Marked Ox]

10th day of "crisis".... how are you coping? Should "The North" be sending food parcels yet?

Recap: Tenth day of fuel crisis in Dorset

Drivers in Dorset queue at pumps on tenth day of fuel crisis

www.bridportnews.co.uk

Nah, the Army will be delivering from tomorrow. I bet the soldiers will be proud when they get that campaign medal.

 

[Essexyellows]

Hardly. By Tuesday there was fuel in Musbury, Tesco and the Harvest on the Lyme Road (free air, remember that?).

If you have spare Pont L'Eveque I'd be delighted to buy some, Miller's in Kilmington aren't getting any since the Brexit Nakhba.

Online shopping - it's what the "incomers" do to the detriment of local shops.

 

[Paul Cannell]

Horrifying hole-related incident in Bridport.

How and why seem to be reasonable questions.

 

[Marked Ox]

Horrifying hole-related incident in Bridport.

How and why seem to be reasonable questions.

Any hole is a goal!

Was one of the Appliances sent an industrial sized lube applicator?