Current Player Thread Brian De Keersmaecker

[Carpy]

 

[Emilio]

Oh dear

Indeed, I think this series of jokes has started to stagnate.

 

[TailsWeWin]

Indeed, I think this series of jokes has started to stagnate.

You have no idea.

 

[Emilio]

You have no idea.

Probably time to rein it in.

 

[Oufcrealist]

I wonder what Barry Venison thinks of all this

 

[Emilio]

Or Brian Ke Deersmaeker.

 

[londonyellow]

Bambi Doe Deersmaecker

Ok too much

 

[Mad Dog]

Ah the puns have returned.

Let’s not set off down this Roed please…

 

[chuckbert]

Ah the puns have returned.

What are you bison that opinion on?

 

[Digby]

You lot are so Bull ish.

 

[Sarge]

attempting to make sense of some of these posts leves me feeling rather like a blind antelope - Ive no idea

 

[The Mighty Aldo]

attempting to make sense of some of these posts leves me feeling rather like a blind antelope - Ive no idea

@Sarge here all week

 

[Sheik Djibouti]

@Sarge here all week

Surely you mean deer all week

 

[Emilio]

I'm not sure I quite fallow all this.

 

[Mateo Corbo's Tackle]

Come on everyone. I’m sika of this.

 

[TheDukeOfBanburyshire]

Who's going to be the first to misspell muntjac?

 

[londonyellow]

Come on everyone. I’m sika of this.

Sambar deer told me that already

 

[Boris]

Who's going to be the first to misspell muntjac?

Got one of them living at the back of my garden. We call her Jac

 

[TheDukeOfBanburyshire]

Got one of them living at the back of my garden. We call her Jac

Lovely little things aren't they.

 

[Boris]

Lovely little things aren't they.

Yes, and very timid too. If we spot her through our kitchen window we only have to make a sudden move and she scarpers out of sight behind the shed

 

[Emilio]

Got one of them living at the back of my garden. We call her Jac

Does she have a husband called Monty?

 

[Boris]

Does she have a husband called Monty?

As far as I'm aware, ungulates don't have those old-fashioned patriarchal rituals

 

[Nicky Boy 888]

Not involved this evening. Is he still recovering from the shoulder injury?

 

[Essexyellows]

Not involved this evening. Is he still recovering from the shoulder injury?

Pulled a shoulder muscle while on the phone to his agent............

 

[Under The Cuckoo Lane]

Eyestrain apparently, whilst looking for a move.

 

[PQ]

Pulled a shoulder muscle while on the phone to his agent............

Doh!

 

[Sheik Djibouti]

Did his back in reading all the deer jokes on here.

We've brought it on ourselves

 

[Marked Ox]

Come on everyone. I’m sika of this.

Tbf, they've made fair Points.

 

[greatunclekip]

People will still try and convince themselves he will be playing for us this season.

 

[Under The Cuckoo Lane]

He should stay if he doesn't he's a right Dik Dik.

 

[Emilio]

As far as I'm aware, ungulates don't have those old-fashioned patriarchal rituals

Not all marriages need be patriarchal. Not modern ones, anyway. Perhaps your ungulate is as progressive as you or I?