Apparently, according to this site, that's where we're ranked, right next to FC Cincinatti (someone who supports that team sent me this link).
projects.fivethirtyeight.com
You may of course wonder whether this could possibly have any basis in reality...but given that the Scum are ranked 601 I'm inclined to give it more credance than otherwise I might.

Global Club Soccer Rankings
FiveThirtyEight's global club soccer rankings compare hundreds of men's soccer teams across dozens of leagues
You may of course wonder whether this could possibly have any basis in reality...but given that the Scum are ranked 601 I'm inclined to give it more credance than otherwise I might.