Home Match Day Thread +++ 30/03/2019 OUFC v Wycombe Wanderers Match Day Thread +++

[bazzer9461]

Tomorrow is one of the biggest days in our history so nervous

You knob obviously only supporting Oxford for tha last couple of games then.

 

[Sarge]

Well let’s hope we ruin their big day out, and they lose “their” massive Local Derby game.

Jokers !! Non League Mugs. Hope they are playing OCFC in a couple of years in the National League (no disrespect to City)

COYY

actually playing Ox City was a big game for them going back around 30 years , they used to bring as many as 10 coaches to Citys whitehouse ground (my Gran lived very close to the whitehouse ground)

 

[amershamdave]

This is 'derby day'? I thought that was where horses ran at Epson!
My take on this one? Oxford United 2 (Laura Brannagan and Henry the eighth) Wycombe 1 Att: 9804 with 1849 Chairgirls fans.
Nothing spectacular with our game plan, but rather strange things happening on and off the pitch. Before the game starts, Eastwood will dislocate his middle finger, after mysteriously giving Karl Robbo the bird. He will stay on the pitch, after Ruffels snaps his finger back into place. Nelson will get into a fight with Ruffles, because he wanted to be the one repairing the damage. Long will dislocate his scrotum, after tripping over a bill-board, retrieving the ball for a throw-in. Dickie will rupture his clavicle AND coccyx, after tripping over a bar of soap on the floor, at half-time. After 64 minutes, a dog will run onto the pitch. The scoreboard will malfunction spectacularly. I don't know how; it just will. An amorous, errant owl will land in the directors' box and attack a startled, but rather turned-on Tiger, making his once-a-season appearance. His bow-tie will be savagely sexualised. The referee (Mr. Scrotenosher) will have a relatively quiet game, on account of his stupid surname. Nevertheless, he will send off two of their players in the second half. One of their fans will bring a bloody drum with them, but forget how to play it. The ball will go over the wall at the open end and land in the car park. The dog, still lurking around, will retrieve the ball and receive a standing ovation - but only from the Wycombe fans. Turns out, its the most exciting thing they've seen this season, in one of their games. The members of Ox Vox will have their AGM before the game. They will unanimously vote to stay in the EU, after someone suggests they stop being served Spanish omeletes and Belgium buns during their meetings. That just about does it for me. COYY

 

[Northstandboy]

Hope the late payment to the players and the non-payment to non playing staff doesn't affect the players too much

 

[Sarge]

Hope the late payment to the players and the non-payment to non playing staff doesn't affect the players too much

Me too

 

[amershamdave]

I thought, after the late nineties, that people not getting paid was a once-in-a-lifetime nightmare at our beloved club.

 

[bazzer9461]

Me too

And me

 

[Scotchegg]

Tomorrow is one of the biggest days in our history so nervous

I'd certainly swap our Milk Cup final and 3 years in the top flight for a mid table league 1 clash with Wycombe. Tomorrow could be the day where legends are made!!!

 

[sonofivan]

You knob obviously only supporting Oxford for tha last couple of games then.

He is obviously a chairs fan, no? Sofas?

 

[Jason N]

Another match day ruined by off the field matters.

 

[m]

0-2.

Typically shite performance after a couple of positive results.

 

[Fourthstand]

My only wish is that we don’t go into last two games of the season needing points. Got to get the job done now. The Chairgirls (copyright Amersham Dave) form is shocking so a perfect opportunity to ruin 1800+ fans afternoon! COYY

 

[Sir Winston]

0-2.

Typically shite performance after a couple of positive results.

Jeez . Who's s**t on your Cornflakes? ?

 

[Paul Cannell]

I think we'll be overawed by the visiting support and only hold on for a 0-0 draw by the skin of Eastwood's teeth.

 

[Northstandboy]

Tiger OUT!

 

[Isle of Wight Yellow]

I'd love us to really click and finally take our chances (the opposite of Wycombe away earlier in the season) and hammer them 3-0/5-0 or whatever, but I can see an edgy game and a scrappy 1-0, maybe...

 

[Sarge]

About to leave (foggy) Somerset- hoping to catch 1st half of U18s- Oxvox AGM- then the match

despite last nights latest financial palava, still think we're on for a tough game- scummer who is a scum fan as ref too ...despite which I still reckon a 3-1 home win

 

[Manorlounger]

About to leave (foggy) Somerset- hoping to catch 1st half of U18s- Oxvox AGM- then the match

despite last nights latest financial palava, still think we're on for a tough game- scummer who is a scum fan as ref too ...despite which I still reckon a 3-1 home win

Bring a few gallons of cider back as well, will you?

 

[Yellow Hoods]

You knob obviously only supporting Oxford for tha last couple of games then.

Ignore him Baz. This is the poster who used to be Corporate Clive. Remember him? Prolific but not-very-funny troll.

 

[rsg26]

2-1 win today, love the stats on this one - https://www.betseven.net/football-betting-tips/english-league-one/oxford-vs-wycombe/

 

[windmill]

Bring a few gallons of cider back as well, will you?

Too acidic.

 

[Bigfella72]

Ignore him Baz. This is the poster who used to be Corporate Clive. Remember him? Prolific but not-very-funny troll.

I did ask him if he was a Glover from FB who’s an idiot but he wasn’t forthcoming with a reply.
How he’s still on here I don’t know? It’s obvious he has nothing of any relevance to give to this forum! Complete waste of space tbh.

 

[Glover]

I did ask him if he was a Glover from FB who’s an idiot but he wasn’t forthcoming with a reply.
How he’s still on here I don’t know? It’s obvious he has nothing of any relevance to give to this forum! Complete waste of space tbh.

I don’t use Facebook never have never will

 

[Norwayyellow]

Don’t know why but I feel really nervous about today. If we win I feel 100% we will stay up. So please, please, please win, however as always “win or lose up the manor men” .

 

[bazzer9461]

Ignore him Baz. This is the poster who used to be Corporate Clive. Remember him? Prolific but not-very-funny troll.

I do remember him just surprised the mods haven’t dealt with the idiot

 

[bazzer9461]

I don’t use Facebook never have never will

Well can you not use the Yellows forum it’s only for sensible ( sometimes ) people

 

[Glover]

Well can you not use the Yellows forum it’s only for sensible ( sometimes ) people

Ok sorry Boss ???

 

[stokeu]

unless you get a letter from your teacher saying you can

 

[Sarge]

Fence up to contain the maurauding hordes of chairmakers

 

[Glover]

unless you get a letter from your teacher saying you can

Teacher?