They haven't won since Noah's Ark and we can't win away from home. Only one outcome here...........Trump will win the mid-term thing in America. Scunthorpe United 1 Oxford United 1 (Whyte again) Att: 5788 and 565 yellows fans. Oxford will take the lead, then put it on a dog. It will escape and run onto the pitch. Yes, s**t joke, but these are s**t times and we need cheering up. The local match-making factory will go on strike.......and the building will burn down. Yes, another s**t joke, but things are still not looking rosy, so who cares. One of our lot is bound sure to have a nasty injury, but I cannot tell you which one. The referee (a certain Mr. Arthur Hitler) will start the game with a strange salute. He will then blow his whistle and decide to retire. After shouting abuse all afternoon, KR will scream: "Ooh Arr!" and end up in the JR, later. Beano will be seen in the United changing room before the game. Not as our new possible signing, but because the lads have been ordered to read the 'Beano' comic, by our new sports scientist. His theory is 'if you can read a kid's comic before an important football game and then play a 'blinder', then you must be a bloody genius'. Everybody keeps on saying that our team is full of clever footballers, so maybe that's the key to unlocking their skill. Who bloody knows? The result won't be a bad one for us, I think. My only question is this; if Typhoo put the 'T' in Britain, who the hell put the 'Cu*t' in Scunthorpe? That just about does it for me. COYY.
