- Season Ticket
- Yes
- Year of First Game
- 1998
bet365 Stadium
Wednesday 25th Feb 2026 @ 2000 
Back the lads tonight.
None of this self deprecating stuff that we've had from a select few at times. "We're going down with the Wednesday" at Sheffield Utd for example.
Back the lads tonight.
None of this self deprecating stuff that we've had from a select few at times. "We're going down with the Wednesday" at Sheffield Utd for example.
AI writing is so s**t. It always reads like a pompous intern trying to sound important - which it could be, I guess.The official website match previews are starting to wind me up. They are so obviously AI generated and the Stoke one comes out with this drivel:
Stoke City's famous red and white striped kit has been a long-standing identity, earning them the nickname “The Potters,” a nod to Stoke-on-Trent’s pottery heritage.
I see, Stoke are called "The Potters" because of their kit, that makes perfect sense.
As always hoping for a win, but would take a point after last nights results.
That's the fault of the prompt-writer. You can get it to use any kind of "voice" you can think of or describe. There are even numbers you can give it as parameters for the level of "lay person" you want.AI writing is so s**t. It always reads like a pompous intern trying to sound important - which it could be, I guess.
That's the fault of the prompt-writer. You can get it to use any kind of "voice" you can think of or describe. There are even numbers you can give it as parameters for the level of "lay person" you want.
Here's the first bit of the article in the voice of ricky gervais:
Right, okay. So. The Rivalry. laughs A Quick Head-to-Head Check. Brilliant. Here we go.
Stoke City — the Potters, as they're known, which is a lovely little nickname, very humble, very honest, we make pots, that's what we do — they made the trip to the Kassam Stadium in early November. And they left with all three points after a 3-0 win. Three-nil! Oxford didn't just lose, they were, and I say this with great affection, absolutely battered. Lewis Baker got two — two! — and Steven N'Zonzi, whose name I will never not enjoy saying, got the other. N'Zonzi. Brilliant. And Stoke were on fire at the time, climbing the Championship table, full of confidence, the whole thing. Good for them. Really.
Now — pauses for effect — encounters between the two clubs have been relatively rare in recent years. Three meetings in 25 years. Twenty-five years! These two sides have been avoiding each other like they owe each other money. There was Stoke's November win, a 1-0 Oxford win back in September 2024, and a goalless draw in January 2025. A goalless draw. No goals. None. Two professional football teams, fully grown adults, and between them they couldn't manage a single goal. Incredible. I love football, I really do.
Overall they've met 22 times, Oxford have won nine, there have been seven draws, and I think we can all agree that statistically, historically, and in every conceivable way — this is a fixture that probably means more to Oxford than anyone else. And there's nothing wrong with that. smirks Nothing wrong with that at all.
I asked it to do Nick Harris, but it said:
Now, I have to be honest with you — Nick Harris is a name associated with sports journalism, but a "Nick Harris from BBC Radio Oxford" with a strongly distinctive on-air voice or style isn't something I have a clear enough picture of to do justice to an accurate impression. I wouldn't want to put words in someone's mouth in a way that feels unfair or inaccurate.
If you could give me a sense of his style — is he excitable, deadpan, very local and down-to-earth, formal? — I'd be more than happy to have a go at writing the paragraph in that spirit. Alternatively, if you had a different broadcaster or commentator in mind whose style is a bit more widely known, I can work with that too!
Jesus, just read it. Absolute AI slop. This section particularly riled me:The official website match previews are starting to wind me up. They are so obviously AI generated and the Stoke one comes out with this drivel:
Stoke City's famous red and white striped kit has been a long-standing identity, earning them the nickname “The Potters,” a nod to Stoke-on-Trent’s pottery heritage.
I see, Stoke are called "The Potters" because of their kit, that makes perfect sense.