I’ve just been to the shop and they didn’t have any Toffee Crisp’s.
Sorry, but I can’t be positive right now. Not after that.
I know the negative messages are really getting some people down so I post this with a guilty conscience, but I have to get it off my chest. I just can't tolerate a Toffee Crisp. I think it's probably the texture as I have a similar issue with a Lion bar.
For what it's worth here are other chocolate bars that I have little to no time for:
Boost - the filling is rank, cheap and nasty. What the f**k even is it?
Double Decker - bit of an identity crisis. Half of it wants to be like a Mars bar but it lets itself down with the crispy half. Nobody wants cereal in a chocolate bar.
Picnic - a big disappointment as I think it could be good, but it's trying too hard and I get overwhelmed with what's going on in there. There's just too much.
Now obviously, chocolate bars are like football managers and I can't constructively criticise your choice without providing some alternatives, so here you go:
Daim - the Liam Kelly of chocolate bars. You just don't realise how good they are, you only wish they were bigger.
Yorkie - alright, granted, the 'not for girls' strapline didn't age very well, but the bar itself is still a big chunky man bar and it commands respect.
Wispa Gold - a Rolls Royce of a chocolate bar. The caramel and chocolate are a timeless combination.
Hopefully we sign a full back soon.