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  1. Surreal Madrid

    General Jokes 🃏

    Just a reminder to move your clocks forward on Saturday 30th March so we get an extra hours rain...
  2. Surreal Madrid

    New Stadium Plans - The Triangle - Planning

    Daft question but it just occurred to me. Do we know yet if there will be undersoil heating at the new stadium?
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    Football Books

    I highly recommend 'Steak Diana Ross' by ex Notts County defender Dave McVay. It's written in diary form of Notts Countys 1974-5 season in Division 2 and includes the regular drink & curry sessions (usually sweated out at training the next day!), chasing 'birds', dealing with big headed players...
  4. Surreal Madrid

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    I'm currently dating twin sisters who both have anorexia. Two birds, one stone...
  5. Surreal Madrid

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    The Reckoning, the new BBC drama about Jimmy Savile, is framed via an interview he does late in life interlaced with flashbacks from his career. So it is essentially now/then/now/then...
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    Ref Watch Oxford United v Port Vale L1 2/9/23 Sam Perkins

    I see Trevor Kettle has regenerated into a younger version..
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    Transfer News Summer 2023 Transfer Window Thread

    Wonder if he's any good at swimming? (One for your parents there) ;):)
  8. Surreal Madrid

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    My wife should be on the plane by now. She's not going anywhere, just taking a few inches off the kitchen door..
  9. Surreal Madrid

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    Couple of items I've up for sale. A George Foreman Grill and a DVD of Muhammad Ali's famous fights. In good condition. Both boxed.
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    Transfer News Summer Transfer Window 23/24 Build up

    That's fair comment, no offence taken. Exciting times ahead anyway.
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    Transfer News Summer Transfer Window 23/24 Build up

    It's one of 3 clubs in the town of Falkirk, the other two being Falkirk FC and East Stirlingshire FC. On topic though how about Eisa from MK Dons or even Stockton from Morecambe?
  12. Surreal Madrid

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    My mate and I had a proper result on Ebay earlier. I got hold of a signed photo of Ronnie Corbett, while my mate won a bid on a signed photo of Ronnie Barker. It was a good buy from me and a good buy from him.
  13. Surreal Madrid

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    "Anything that can be shredded and mixed with mayonnaise, will be shredded and mixed with mayonnaise" Cole's Law
  14. Surreal Madrid

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    My Mrs just texted. Loving her Valentines present from me. A balloon flight across America...
  15. Surreal Madrid

    General Stadium Catering

    A good old fashioned 'Manor' Burger that is. A nod to our lovely old home. Many a time I noshed on one of those after a few pints of Harp Extra in the Brit. Top tucker!
  16. Surreal Madrid

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    I've asked for Bonnie Tyler's new cardiology DVD for Christmas. It's totally clips of the heart.
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    Just ordered a Gareth Bale tea tray. It carries 10 mugs...
  18. Surreal Madrid

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    I've started calling my wife 'San Marino'. It's because she kicks off every ten minutes...
  19. Surreal Madrid

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    Just like to say a big thanks to Glenn in GAME Cowley today who reached up on the top shelf to get me a copy of FIFA23. It was above and beyond the Call of Duty...
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    Away Match Day Thread 01/10/22 - L1: Charlton v OUFC

    His name was Gordon. And he's ALIVE!!!;):D
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