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I hope I'm not cursing this, but you watch.....we couldn't go to Wembley because of the virus. I don't know how long fans will be kept away from games, but I bet we play Portsmouth and Northampton home or away plus Scumdon home or away, and not be allowed to watch the games. Oh God, please no!

The chances are, I'm well out of date for information..... but can anyone tell me where I can get a Yellow coloured, OUFC face mask, please?

Years ago, I was a 'bit of a lad'. Football, cricket, boxing - I tried them all. I worked in heavy-lifting jobs of all sorts. I've even been a 'bouncer'. As a teenager, I was invincible, in my mind. I had a window-cleaning and painting business and was up-and-down ladders all day. I was...

Laborious Labour, Lib Dumbs, SNPissoff et al keep trying to convince us that we should have another referendum, concerning the EU 'love it or hate it' fiasco. The wonderful, caring, sharing, Tories (soon to be led by same-hair-as-Donald Chump, Boris bloody Karloff) keep saying 'no' because it...

If this subject has been covered before on here, I apologise. I'm a father of five kids. Substitute the word 'kids' for lifeless robots, then you'll see where I'm going on this 'un. When I was a little boy and later, a youth, I used to climb trees, have conker fights with my mates, go...

I let a door shut in a woman's face............I'm a pig. I open a door for a woman................I'm a chauvinistic pig. I cannot say tradesman anymore............its tradesperson. Same with postman (postperson?) Just out of interest, are we still humans? Are we hupeople? Humankind =...

What is happening to our bloody language? When you hear young lads and lasses being interviewed on telly, you quite often hear them talking in a false West Indian-type accent. These aren't West Indian-born kids, but British born. Where did that start from? Also, newsreaders and politicians...

I've just seen that seven Labour Mps have told Labour to 'shove it' and left the party. Chuck your Mummy (whatever) and his six other mates have left, because of anti-semitism and Brexit issues. My big issue with Labour is Jeremy Corbyn and his number two. Anyone care to add?

In 1066, the Anglo-Saxons (led by Harold Godwinson) and Vikings (led by Harold's brother) were having a jolly old bash up, in what is now England. Our Anglo-Saxon King (Harold) pissed off the Normans (French). So, led by a chap called William Duke of Normandy, they came over here to first 'duff...

Once you fly into space, over (about) 400 miles, you enter a region of space called the Van Allen Belt(s). What's that, you might ask? In a nutshell, it's an area full of nasty radiation, caused by energetic charged particles, originating from something called the solar wind and cosmic rays...

I think Oxford United have done the right thing, in dumping Pep Clotet. Our worst ever home (or any) defeat, losing to a team that wouldn't score in a brothel, signing players that 1) We couldn't pronounce and hadn't heard of and 2) Coming from countries we hadn't heard of either! Losing Lunny...