My wife, who is an ITU Sister at the JR got verbally abused by 3 Eastern Europeans in our local park earlier this evening when she was taking our dog for a small walk (after a 9 hour shift). They displayed no apparent intent to practise Social Distancing lounging all over the play equipment. She...
My mate and I had a proper result on Ebay last night. I got hold of a signed photo of Ronnie Corbett, while my mate won a bid on a signed photo of Ronnie Barker. It was a good buy from me and a good buy from him.
"Excuse me," I said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket."
"I'm sure it's not semen," she said, "It's probably yoghurt."
"It's definitely semen," I said, "I don't ejaculate yoghurt."